It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest ™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
You’re a sorry piece of crap, aren’t you?
Rookie.
Try and snatch this cigar out of my intern Grasshopper.
Which one looks like the Visitor?
Narcissism squared. mpw
Big deal. Chris Matthews has lost his tingle. They impeached my ass and I kept going.
Now, get out there and triangulate.
Let some Muslims blow up a building in the Midwest with the help of a couple of blond stooges. Then blame it on Rush Limbaugh.
Worked for me.
“I only pretended to be a Black President and look what happened. Suck it up! “
After you left, one of those press guys actually called me Mr President.
The American people sure are dumb aren’t they?
Hey, I could use a cup of coffee.
So this socialists says to the polygamist….
“It’s a nice keffiyeh, but I don’t think it’s advisable to wear it in public Barack”
ehhh f@&% ’em if they can’t take a joke, right?
Bill – “Aint it a bitch when Hillary is in the bathroom”
Obama “So this is the room where you got the Lewinsky huh?”
Clinton ” then you make a tent in your pants with your fingers and if the girl smiles that means she is interested”
Playing pocket pool while America crumbles.
Obama “Yep with Michelle around I have to keep a close hold on mine too”
“No, the Palestinian Authority didn’t give you Arafat’s Keffiyeh for you to wear it. Display it in the Oval Office. Is that space where Churchill’s bust sat still open?”
Dateline Jan 20, 2013 The new White House coatcheckers take a break from their jobs to discuss future employment plans.
Clinton – “You have to keep your eye on jobs, that is the most important thing. Your job and your wife’s job are all that matters”
I don’t know if you’ve been able to get the oceans to fall, but if my commute down from New York is any indication, you’ve got that global warming problem on the run.
I’m really going to miss living here!
Ratings Low and Romeo.
corrected:
So this socialist says to the polygamist….
So does your brother really live in a hut?
Got any smokes on ya?
So, you bringin’ ’em through that west wing secret door like I told ya?
Old man New Year has a discussion with baby new year.
“We just can’t quit you!”
Clinton “NO NO NO. Put your chin down lower, LOWER!!!!. You have to stop looking so damn arrogant as you are telling them what dumbasses they are. FEEL THEIR PAIN!!!.”
Lissen up joonyer … yer doin it wrong
Okay Bill, so I’ll be on an EXTENDED vacation. I left extra cigars in the humidor. It’s okay if you want to have a couple of your intern friends over, but do try to keep my new rug clean, please. If there’s any problems, the number for my teleprompter is on the fridge.
“My advice? Run serpentine….”
Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber
(take your pick which is which)
“Yep… that makes Michelle’s ass look fat too… got another?”
Clinton- “Damn boy, you’re making Bush look so smart.”
Bill: “Screw you… I work for Mel Brooks.”
Down and Out
One and Done & Overdone
Which one looks like he actually belongs there?
Twins.
“I WAS the first black President.”
“I AM the first black President.”
“I WAS the first.”
“I AM the first.”
“WAS!”
“AM!”
“WAS!”
“I AM the first black President and you can just leave my house now! …. Oh, and I’M ORDERING AN END TO ANY MORE PRESS CONFERENCES UNDER THIS ROOF, BUBBA.”
“I told ya, this side door is a perfect escape route from the First Lady.”
“These are not the Presidents you are looking for…”
Zig & Zag.
Metaphor for “In a Jam.”
“No Bill, I don’t think Chief Humidorian is a recess appointment Michelle will let me make for you.”
Oblunder and thief of the United States