It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Now, Nerdy! now, Loser! now, Dweeby and Geeky!
On, Dorky! Poindexter! on Wimpy and Weinie!
To the top of the land! the Whitehouse on the mall!
Now Soros and Marx shall rule over them all!
(Paul Harvey): “And this was the Christmas party President Obama left that press conference to attend…..and now you know, the rest of the story” (Audible but off mike: “What a buncha nerds…”)
President Obama was dismayed to learn that aggregating the IQ’s of himself, his wife, and a dozen randomly selected members of the DNC still failed to reach the minimum threshold for Mensa membership.
For the 670th time during the Obama occupation of the White House the Secret Service has been called to the White House to stop stupid shit from happening!
Send In The Clowns
Biden “WHen did the Keystone Cops get in town
The Dirty Dozen.
Obama
“Okay everyone, all together now.
Oh Ramadam
Oh Ramadam…”
Two of these things are not like the others
Biden “Why does it have to be a White Christmas”
THe Dont ASk Dont tell party started early in the White House.
“On the 12th day of Christmas my true love game to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair.”
Sorry above should read
“On the 12th day of Ramadan my true love gave to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair.”
Michelle gives Biden a nasty look after he asked “Where are all the white chicks”
And now starring …
Chewbacca and her orchestra.
Religious leaders and art experts were called to the White House tonight after the portrait of George Washington started to cry.
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama faking it, as usual, with an a cappella group in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House during a holiday reception, Dec. 10, 2010.
Barack and Michelle pose carefully for the picture he ordered, “Okay, I need a photo of me that looks like I’m posing with my 12 disciples and Mary.”
As the First Wookie “makes thunder,” those around her begin to die.
A good time was had by all at the official Festivus Party at the White House.
How can we expect this Administration to carry us back to prosperity when they can’t even carry a tune?
FLOTUS found a way to be the prettiest girl in the room.
Obama ” Fools to left of me, jokers to the right….umm which group am I supposed to be in again?”
Apparently more people will be leaving the Administration cause they’re singing about “twelve losers leaping”.
Obama couldnt understand why these guys didnt know the words to “I’m dreaming of a white Kwanzaa”
How can they be happily singing when Obama just gave the country another lump of coal in our stocking?
FLOTUS Goodnight, and the New Pips
Call I.C.E.
So you think this rug really ties the room together, huh? Well guess what’s gonna happen if you don’t let us raise tour taxes.
Obama “Damn that kitchen. I ordered a dozen flakey PIES”
George Washington looks on in sadness as the country he helped build is destroyed.
Michelle looks on angrily “A dozen white and asian guys and nooone has made a pass at me yet”
AmeriKa’s hot new tv Show.
So you think you can sing – The socialist edition.
While Putin karate chops opponents Obama drives his crazy trying to explain how what he is doing is good for the country.
Barry likes his choirboys a whiter shade of pale.
Obama and Chorus:
♬
“I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
When it’s dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play.”
♬
Michelle: “What the F*ck’s a dreidel?”
Obama: “Damfino, but Joe said Mahmoud would love this video Christmas card… trust me.”
Michelle: “What the h3ll do you mean, Mrs. Grinch, and what makes you think my dress is two sizes too small.”
From celestial spheres we are decend, To B and M our knees now bend;
And from on high the angels ask, “is this the one to face the task? Most surely not…he looks too sly..and cunning..and with jaundiced eye”. And yet with us he sings along; insistant that he is the one.
And the Spirit of George Washington JUST managed to tip over some of the candle wax onto the nerds.
The White House staff reacts when all their Christmas stockings are found to contain subpoenas.
Michelle “Why do people keep talking about me?”
Obama “What are you talking about?”
Michelle “well they keep saying Ho Ho Ho!!!”
WTF. Yes, you are looking at the Wikileaks Task Force. Seriously.
President and Mrs. Obama host the first annual Saul Alinsky Memorial Czarathon at the White House.
“Sorry, guys, I have to leave the Christmas party and get to a news conference.”
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true SELF sent to me, AN-AAAA-RRR-CHY.
“Deck the halls with Balls of Boehner”
The Spirit of George Washington looked down upon the gathered nerds and tilted the candelabra oh so slightly to drip hot wax upon a few of them.
There’s no fools like young fools.
Inagural meeting of the new Obamacare implementation and oversight committee…
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.