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I’m dreaming of a white football game…”stop it you racist pig”
I bet Favre isn’t the only no show at the game…
So one coach trips a player running down the field and we have to leave his body here to teach who a lesson?
The federal govt banned all snow from football games after finding out it may be offensive to Muslims.
KEEP DIGGING!!!, Bud Grant and Joe Kapp are in here somewhere!!!
Minnesota viking cheerleaders try out their new sharia law compliant costumes.
We finally found a job that illegals don’t want to do!
The Vikings organization call in volunteers to help find their team’s offense.
“What? I’m being fined by Roger Goddell for an illegal shovel? He’s going too far….”
(#58 should be “calls”.)
In their quest to find a suitable replacement for QB Brett Favre, the Vikes began looking for Fran Tarkenton today….”
“Hey, this sure beats cleaning up Obama’s mess….”
“Just Tell me Gore didn’t buy a season ticket.”
Haven’t seen this big a snow job since the last time Favre came out of retirement!
Obama is getting into Toboggan 1 right now.
Light the bag of dog poo when he’s about halfway down.
The Secret Service said the First Family wants
a dozen sno-cones, stat. Whaddya say we make
’em all “yellow”?!
After VP Biden gave a speech in Minnesota he was overheard asking the Mayor of the city “Why do you have some guy in a viking outfit shovelling show at the football stadium?”
WHAT?,You couldnt shell out five bucks for a stocking cap DAD!!11!!
Mascot: “Global warming my Viking @#%!”
Mascot: “For this I left Scandinavia?”
Got teflon?
“Matriculate your way down the toboggan run!”
Cantorb>: “SKOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!”
Cantor: “SKOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!“
(corrected)
This always happens in Hell when democrats vote for tax cuts.
A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands….most likely Los Angeles
Meh, that’s nothing. When I was a kid, we had to shovel snow with our bare hands. Uphill. Both ways.
“YO!!! Donner Party seats are right down here.”
“Told ya not ta put your tongue on the flag pole Ole.”
The cameraman spots NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in his role of “Undercover Boss”.
Vikings Mascot “Hey why the hell is that black guy in a suit bowing to me?”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.