It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I’ll be damned! You CAN see my integrity!
My mandate seems to have shrunk considerably.
Get Michelle in here. And she says I don’t have balls.
So Olbermann does have a mind after all. It’s just not very big.
President Obama examines his approval rating.
President Obama looks at his latest approval ratings.
“So, those are my approval ratings?”
“No, sir. Those are your chances of re-election. To see your approval ratings, please step over to this electron microscope.”
“See! I do to have balls.”
This is the initial testing phase for the world’s smallest teleprompter.
“Yep… Biden’s brain on the edge of a razor looks just like pea… rolling down a Four… lane… highway.”
So that’s all that’s left of the wikileaks guy? Too bad, that’s a real shame.
MIchelle, I can see them now.
Obama makes sure the font size of the disclaimer to his presidency is of the appropriate size for the public.
That’s what a typical American would earn if you got your way Mr. President.
No, no, I still can’t see Congress’s brain…
From what I can see now, the benefits of the Stimulus look HUGE.
Obama continues to diligently search for evidence of jobs created or saved.
Damn, now he’s gonna get a Nobel prize in medicine too.
Obama tries to answer the eternal question…How many teleprompters can fit on the head of a pin?
In search of the ever dwindling Hope and Change
I thought Reid and Pelosi used to be bigger?
Uh-oh. I can see Alaska from here.
President Obama bowed and apologized to bacteria today, blaming American pharmaceutical companies for the arrogant eradication of innocent diseases around the world.
(later that day)
“…and then I says, ‘Damn Michelle, this makes your ass look huge,’ and that’s how I got another split lip.”
After a depressing look at his approval ratings, Obama comes to a quick decision. Time to put Michelle on Dancing With the Stars!
Obama is always comforted to see that the small print in the health care bill that turns us into a Marxist state is still there.
Obama makes sad attempt to see how the “little people” live.
Here we see the president looking for the fine print exceptions to the Constitution’s protections of liberties and limits to presidential authority.
Even this microscope can’t give Obama a clear view of his new political reality.
Obama’s still looking for a way to blame Bush.
“With this photo the nobel committee now has enough evidence to announce the 2011 peace prize winner in chemistry”
Searching for Democrat support is getting harder every day for this embattled President.
Obama could be a real “MythBuster” if he’d just show us his birth certificate.
The (P)resident stares at the dwindling relevancy of the Democrat party and realizes he’s going to need a bigger microscope.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? – Matthew 7:3 (King James Version)
See! There! It’s right there! I knew it was Bush’s fault!
#23 Excellent!
Universal Healthscare
Did I see November from my house?
You betcha’!
Ah, yes, I see it! The American recovery IS huge!
Obama reviews the latest chances of pushing his agenda through the lame duck Congress.
Obama assists researchers searching for evidence in support of the hypothesis that he is not a Socialist.
“Oh-so that’s what a clue looks like.”
Obama spots his credibility.
Biden, you said you found my credibility in here! Where? I don’t see it!
“You’re saying this is when I got those black rings around my eyes…..?”
By golly, your right! There is something we haven’t taxed! How could we have missed that?
Are you sure Biden’s brain is on this slide?
Nope, I still don’t have a clue…
Hey look, I can see my poll numbers!