Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a little harder than normal. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

LeBron James of the Miami Heat takes the floor prior to playing the Cleveland Cavaliers at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. The Heat won 118-90.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) – “The only way the Heat could be less popular in Cleveland is if they played Julian Assange at guard.

2) (iwogisdead) – “LeBron James is seen describing the size of Michelle Obama’s ass to a group of fans.

3) (Pretzel Logic) – “Thank You Cleveland, I cashed every check.

4) (Rodney Dill) – “DRUDGEBREAKING: Jeers quickly changed to cheers as LeBron proclaimed, “I gave Obama the elbow to the lip.” Developing….

5) (John) – “Lebron’s interpretation of what happened to jobs after Obama got a hold of the economy…poof

6) (Gmac) – “Lebron shows that he can blow smoke out of both ends, although it was hard to tell which was his ass.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian’s winning entry. In its place I offer another of my favorites:

(Natty Dark) – “Now, for my next trick, watch me pull a championship ring outta this beeotch!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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