Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was monster success. Due to some technical issue relating to our server move I was not able to post winners until now. There were many. many excellent captions not honored – you should got read the whole thread for some good laughs. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

A TSA employee conducts one the new enhanced searches

Here are the winning entries:

1) (914) – “Grope and change!

2) (fustian) – “TSA: Touching Scrotum’s Adoringly.

3) (jim2) – “Looking for terrorists in all the wrong places.

4) (smitch) – “Grandma sure as hell better be putting something good on the table to make this worthwhile.

5) (Pretzel Logic) – “Told ya it was bigger than Favre’s.

6) (docjim505) – “And we thought that the government was jerking us around before…

The Readers Choice Award last week went to:

(Faith+1) – “OK, one last time, sir, but you’ve been through the line 4 times now….

Winners for this week will be announced shortly.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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