It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Due to an excessive amount of work I’ve been doing behind the scenes to move all of our sites to a new server, I wasn’t able to post last week’s winners. Winners for last week and this week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I only came ’cause I thought we were going to be eating on Martha’s Tab.”
Peon “Here you go Mr. President, the last of my belongings. I hope this settles my IRS debt.” Obama “I don’t know about that, but rest assured my family will have a happy Thanksgiving. Next!”
If only the Republicans would work with me, we could be giving all these people green jobs instead of food.
Finally, a job he’s actually qualified for..
“Here you are, an apple pie and 5,000 Obama-bucks. The Obama-bucks will become our official currency come December 1st when I issue the proclamation.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Next.”
President Obama handed out the first offical IOU to people expecting income tax returns this year.
President Barack Obama distributing microcosms of his political agenda.
Obama thought bubble: {Damn, Michelle’s playing her little games again, telling me we would be spending the day at Martha’s Table and letting me think Ms. Stewart had invited us to dinner.}
Gimme that! You have enough.
Amazing! When you suck all the hot air out of Joe biden this is all you have left?
Obama. Redistributing what’s left of this country’s wealth.
Get your tofu turkey here now. It is good for you, because Moochelle said so.
Here ya go Mr President, another helping of “humble pie” to go along with those election results.
“Sorry, we only have turkey left. I ate all the crow.”
“No, I’m not really qualified for this job either…. Palin made the moose roast.”
Soetoro: “Here’s your change and be sure to vote for me in 2012.”
Jiminez: “.25 cents?? I gave you a c-note!”
Soetoro: “We all must do our part.”
“Sorry, I can’t comment on the Korean crisis right now. I have to focus on this important photo-op, um, I mean-spirit of giving.”
NO, you can’t have it, it’s mine. Moochie told me to bring home another turkey!
“Boy, I hope all these poor people stop coming in. I got a hoops game to make.”
HERE, I will leave you holding the bag,
They really appreciate Obama down at the soup kitchen since he’s largely been responsible for the big increase in business.
Man: “Hey, wait a minute! This is just a big bag of gas!”
Obama: “No, no. There’s lots of holiday food in there.”
Man: “I wasn’t talking about the food.”
It’s Black Friday down at Martha’s Table!
And thanks to Obama’s leadership on this issue, there were millions of new homeless positions saved or created this year.
Obama is serving some South Korean kimchee to show he’s in charge of the situation.
It’s all part of Obama’s plan to nationalize the soup kitchens.
It was either this or figure out what to do about North Korea.
Obama thinks if he keeps his eyes shut he can’t be held liable for the economic suffering of the American people.
This time I can’t miss. They may not like government health care, but everyone has to have food, right? We’ll have a government food program mandatory for EVERYONE!
“To Serve Man? Oh my God! It’s a cookbook!”
He wrecks the country, and his only punishment is a few hours of community service. Appointing the judge has its advantages
Lame duck jive turkey
If you want soup, Sucker, start your own bloody soup kitchen! Now give that back!
Obama demonstrates his idea of wealth distribution by taking away others food.
“I love the smell of bread lines in the morning.”
DC Safeway is one of the areas leading employers of high-functioning Down’s adults.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.