“Whoa, whoa!” I raised my finger. “To call yourself advanced you must take at least three diversity training classes. What planet are you from, really?”
Private property rights trump proto-communism. The Pilgrims were no turkeys.
You might be a redneck…
Daffy Duck and Tom Turk Happy Thanksgiving!
Robin of Berkley is thankful she”s no longer a straw headed, dissonant liberal.
“Instead of laser-focusing on every unfairness, I am now moved by life”s bounty. I finally see my great fortune in being born in this country, in this moment in time. Although I used to lambaste the United States and everything it stood for, I realize that I was like a spoiled child — ungrateful, mean-spirited.”
Saudi King Abdullah is thankful for New York doctors providing the best medical care in the world.
Wait a minute… these Arabs possess kingly sums of money, sit atop huge oil reserves worth billions, yet they cannot build great medical centers staffed with the finest professionals, and have to online casino come to New York to be treated by Jewish doctors??
I guess that obese socialist Michael Moore”s fave Cuban med center was all booked up.
Bach was an organ donor? Free downloads of all his organ music.
Over the check-in and through the scanner, to the pat down room we go…
Holiday travel eulogies won”t ever be the same.
Whatever you do, please don”t call it “turkey day.”