Good Thing They Weren't Carrying Weapons

This is just too stupid to be described adequately, an account of what happens when US soldiers come back to our wonderfully secure airports. Picture hundreds of fully-armed military going back through security, WITH FRIGGIN’ WEAPONS GALORE, and this is the conversation when some nail clippers are found:

TSA Guy: You can’t take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I’ve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You’re not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I’ll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Read the whole stupid story at Red State.

No hope for change with the TSA
Lame duck reparations?