It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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Obama “What are people with pitchforks doing out there?”
Obama “Who keeps ringing my doorbell?”
Knock, knock, who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phill up my bag with stimulus money!
“Um, hey guys, I really can’t do this anymore, I’m in waaaaaaaay over my head. Do I have to come out?”
Obama “Joe, you dont get more candy just because you changed costumes”
These days Obama hates being in the White House cause the line of staff waiting to submit their resignations stretches out to the front portico.
Next person in make sure you wipe off the door knob just in case incompetence is contagious.
Could this be where I lost my mojo?
Obama “Where did I put TOTUS? They know I cant go anywhere without it.”
“Whoops… Pardon me, I can’t seem to find my credibility. I haven’t seen it in so long, I have no idea where to look. Carry on and pretend you didn’t see me and I didn’t say that. That was off the record.”
I am sorry Mr. President, the papers all seem to be in order. China is here to foreclose…
Open door
Insert head
Slam door
Repeat
I’m looking for my approval ratings. Have you guys seen them in here?
Man, will those creditors EVER leave?
In order to better explain his policies to children Obama prepares to take their candy when they come to the door.
Obama: Am I supposed to be here? Do I have enough experience to enter this room?
Aide (of screen): Sir, it’s the Oval Office.
Obama: Yeah, I know.
“Now I see that November is in my house, stealing my office supplies.”
“Michelle, er, uh, can I have the West Wing back now?”
Dr.Soetoro peaks in the waiting room, counts the tonsils and feet, and gleefully concludes that there’s enough for both mama’s new pair of shoes AND another vacation!
As Barry looks out the door, his eyes bug out in fear at the sight of George W Bush standing on the doorstep
After the 2010 elections Obama looks for any democrats who are still relevant.
Any jobs in here?
What a dumbass!
Obama checks on his stash of absentee ballots for the 2012 election.
*thought ballon* “Here’s something I could have done, made good money, and not be considered a failure … I coulda been a doorman.”
“Is THIS the door to Narnia?
“George? George W. Bush, are you in there? I need a little help here…”
I don’t care if it’s 2013 and Palin was elected. I’m not leaving.
As Obama peeked in he noticed that they were partying like it was 1774.
Seriously? You guys are having a tea party? Seriously?
“Peek-a-poo!”
“Hey, will you keep it down in there? I’m in here doing important stuff like visualizing world peace, me getting re-elected and the perfect putt.”
#82 Rob – I think you meant “perfect PUTZ.”
Myth Busters was fun, but you just can’t beat that ol’ “rat running across the floor’ gag. I’m gonna win that 100 grand on America’s Funniest Videos. Biden screamed like Nancy looking in a mirror.
Think your so damn funny Axelrod, telling me to go sit in the corner in the Oval Office!
Elvis…da u
Damn! Why didn’t I pick door number 3?
Dateline 2012: “Come in. President Hillary will see you now.”
“Excuse me. I have to go get Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy some coffee now.”
“Wow, not many supporters left to throw under the bus. And I’m just about out of BlameBush, too.”
Preparing to lower the average IQ in the room…
Isn’t ANYBODY going to come out and listen to my speech?
“HERE’S Johnny, er, Barack.”
“Crap! I should have brushed up on my ebonics lingo.”
Hey, are you SURE you don’t want me to come in and campaign with you?
“Whew took me ten minutes to find the door, I kept trying to go out the window”
“Biden, I’ve told you before thats not how you do Knock-knock jokes”
“Reid – get in here – I need a lacky to shake my peepee when I’m done peeing all over this Constitution.”
“….gee, I haven’t played peek-a-boo since I was young boy growing up in Kenyan village….”
“Hm, this must be the room where all the smart people meet. I better leave them alone.”