It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
In response to this photo, Tiger released a statement denying that he was still engaged in the womanizing that cost him his marriage. A spokesperson for Tinkerbell had no comment…
There goes Tiger again sharing his balls!
From out of the Wizard of Oz – The One (Obama) assends on the Ryder Cup crowd!
Who knew that Sorrell Trope, Elin Nordegren’s divorce attorney, was an avid sports photographer?
My first Photoshop. That was easy!
“FORE!”…….”ouch!”
Can’t hit a green to save his life, but the only photographer on the course with a flash…..
Flop shot… Fail
Not happy with his many dalliances Tiger strokes his balls into the face of thousands.
Is it too late to duck?
WOW, Mabel…this new camera is so NEAT! Makes it look like the ball is coming RIGHT AT…AUGGGHH!
“Attention, the annual meeting of ‘Middle-Age-White-Guys-Who-Live-Vicariously-Through-Famous-Athletes’ will now come to order.”
Ghost Hunters do 2-hour special based on this unexplained phenomenon at the Ryder Cup.
“Dang, everytime I try and catch that road runner”
“FORE !!, NO Five Million dollar settlement!”
oh, fu…!
Wizbang Goes 3D!
Tiger just scored a manslaughter in one.
I believe that’s 3 under par!
DUCK!!!
The only way Barry legitimately draws this big a crowd is daily in every city at the funemployment office.
If that ghost comes any closer I’ll whack it with this golf club.
Breaking News!
Tiger finds Obama’s lost HALO on the back nine!
mainstream media at it again with the oft-used halo above a dickhead
Photographer’s last words: “Hold my beer while I take this shot…”
Tiger Woods proving once again that he can hit just about anything.
I spy with my little … aaaiiii!
hallelujah ! It’s Glenda the good witch of the north.
“Hello… I’m a little white ball… I’m Mayhem.”
1. Scoring gallery passes to the golf tournament. $250
2. Planting a Grocho Marx look a like in the gallery. $300
3. Getting a brand new Nikon D7000 just for this event. $1,499
4. Getting Tiger to drive into your lens as the village idiot behind him signals a touchdown. Priceless
Cliched screaming crowd member: ” It’s in the (pie) hole!! “
Obama gets a sudden feeling that Tiger doesn’t care for his economic policy
“Goodness, gracious….great balls o’ fire!”
Jerry Lee Lewis
Incoming RPG deftly sidestepped by Tiger,
while midget in green shirt turned into
steak tartare dinner for party of 25.
On orders from Elin, Tinkerbelle heads for
Tiger’s groin at the speed of light.
Uh, oh….Elin’s aim is way better than Gov. Crist’s….
… But I’ve got the biggest balls of them all.
Balled is beautiful
OWIE!…in 3, 2, 1.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.