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Winners for last weekend’s contest and this weekend will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Rangel’s Rangers Ride to the Rescue!
If you even dream of convicting me you’d better wake up and apologize!
Unlike Tea Party events, Ed Shultz and Keith Olberman DID NOT ask why no WHITE people were represented at the Rangel rally.
The Local United Breakdancers Union backs Charlie Rangels Campaign.
Ya put your right arm in
ya put your right arm out
ya put your right arm in and ya shake it all about.
ya do the the hokey pokey….
I’m a little despot short n stout, f*ck you America just try and kick me out.
“Why don’t you mind your goddamned business?”
Some criminals do the perp walk, but ever the exhibitionist Charley Rangel plans to do the perp stroll.
Jive music for a jiving Congressman.
“See how well I display my dignity.”
“I think that Obama would say that I’m one of his best friends,” Rangel declared. But he neglected to add that with friends like Rangel “who needs enemies”.
Such a shame to see such an endearing short stout “public servant” fall so slow.
And to think all those years the “criminal element” never entered his noble mind.
Its been like this since Korea …
Had enough “HOPE & CHANGE?
Vote Charlie for President 2012!
I’m a man of the people.
Now look at this size of this diamond ring.
The Godfather of Souless
I think Charlie will look better in a good horizontal stripe.
“Do the Hustle!”
I am a crook and everyone knows it. yet I keep getting reelected. What a great country this was.
Picture on the left “Left nut”
Picture on the right “Right nut”
Picture on the left “Who’s the D*ck in middle”
Picture on the right “you are looking backwards. That’s not a d*ck, that’s an ass”
And in this clenched fist I hold the last shreds of my dignity.
“See, while you’re staring at my bling ring
I reach into your back pocket and baby gots
a new pair o’ shoes!”
Wes still down on de plantation, ain’t we?
“Call me the ‘Jack Johnson’ of the House. Whitey
can’t beat me!”
“So I says to Pelosi….get off my case or
I’ll serve you a Cholley’s Special. That’s
a knuckle sandwich with grits on the side.”
“I got the RACE CARD to play…but is it in my
right hand or in my back pocket? I ain’t
gonna tell ’em!”
CONGRESSIONAL “ETHICS'” COMMITTEE:
Deal?
CONGRESS-CRITTER RANGEL:
Me do a deal?
OK – here’s the deal, Suckers. Either you drop the charges — or prosecute them through November 2! Capeesh?
Have a nice day ….
So, I told Pelosi “It’s this big”
Rangle caught dancing on the grave of America. His rewrite of the tax code is making him rich and America poor.
“One more comment from Obama on my dignity and I’ll put him in a headlock like this, you see, and then I pop him with a right uppercut, like this.”
Charles Rangle, the Grand Wizard of the CCC, Clueless Chucky Clan, leads his sheeple to the end.
Donkey Hokey
Floats like a gadfly,
stinks like cat pee.
Gloats like a gadfly,
stinks like cat pee.
He delivers… in 30 minutes or less or your welfare check is free.
Marching in a parade with 100s of pictures of me … that’s my dignity, Barack.
Dont worry charle’s. You can always tour with Sharpton when you get out of jail.
Marvel unveiled their newest super hero today:
Con Man.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.