It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Wait–is that the call to prayer I hear?
With ears that big, you’d think he could hear the American people, wouldn’t you?
Great bobble headed balls of fire! I wonder if those ears turn blue when he tells the truth?
Lets ear it for the boy.
“Oops, Sorry Bo, We’ll just say I was following too close.”
The first photos from the newly installed White House Urinal Cam were released today.
“Thank Allah, Public Policy Polling didn’t ask them if the public thinks I am a Marxist.”
M-I-C, K-E-Y, MARX.
His ears say “Mickey”; his policies say “Dumbo”.
As my mentor Ronald (cough) Reagan once said, “When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” See, I can make them experience both!
Obama was heard muttering to himself just before his last press conference
“My kung fu is strong.
My kung fu is strong.
My kung fu is strong.”
Despite photographic proof the Obama administration claims they are not asleep at the wheel.
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
A chia pet would provide more growth then ol’ bugle ears has.
So the Turtle said, “Someone please get me down off of this post.”
da da da da da da da da da da da da BATBOY!
Nightlights for the teleprompter.
“Dammit, Michelle, get your own yogurt. Can’t you see I’m busy pissing on the Constitution?”
Hmmmmmmmm Hmmmmm – Move over June Allyson – that Depends’ contract’s mine!
“Our Father, who art between my ears …”
They are right, I don’t have any balls.
Faster, Barney! Faster!!
Follow the dancing ball:
“Red sails in the sunset,
Way out on the blue…..”
WH press release:
There’s an inner glow manifested in our
transcendental leader when he begins his
insightful oratory. First, the ears glow,
then the nose…then the lips begin their
task of raising us all to a higher plane….”
“I hear you knockin’
But you can’t come in”
Do your ears turn red,
Do they show what’s in your head?
Will they glow until you make certain
That the private sector’s dead?
Will they show that you’re a soldier
For what Ayers and Lenin told ya?
Do your ears- turn- red?
. . . Without making eye contact, President Obama addressed those who question his agenda by stating: “Just because I’m standing in front of these columns do not think that I’m a proud and active member of the “Fifth Column”… 😉 😉
I wish you well 🙂 Melek
“Based on his record thus far, if Obama was a baseball team, he would be the Chicago Black Sox; if he was a disease, he’d be the bubonic plague; and if he was a ship, he’d be the Titanic.” ~ B. Prelutsky
Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office… Wait a minute, who’s been messing with my teleprompters?
Operation Dumbo Dip
He can’t be praying, or he would be kneeling and facing East; he can’t be peeing, or he would be sitting. So, what IS he doing?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.