It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I ask you again, Mr. Sulzberger, why am I not on the front page of today’s issue of your newspaper? I remind you, you’re under oath.”
Both the newspaper and the Senator are?:
A) relics of the past of items with outdated ideas
B)crybabies lamenting their loss of power
C) wrinkled old media whores
D) leave inky stains on your fingers if you touch them
E) all the above with other comparisons too numerous to write
Yo, Nancy! Can I get a little more coffee ovah heyah?
I’m told Pelosi uses this to sop up leaks.
So can you explain to me why my picture wasn’t featured above the fold ?
“As a friendly reminder to the minions @msnbc,cnn,cbs,nbc,abc this is your show prep,no sodoku until the regime approves todays talking points, period full stop”
Chuck: “The NYT is now available in English for our constituents, in Spanish for our new immigrant friends, and in monosyllabic words for us.”
“If your all thru leaking it’s time to change your depend’s Chucky!!”
I have been through this entire paper and there is only one story that mentions me. This is UNACCEPTABLE.
Chucky is disturbed by the bald head that is getting more attention than him. Hey, who let the cameras into my hearing, anyway.
Schumer: “How dare newspapers harm our national security by publishing classified information! Don’t they know that a Democrat now occupies the Oval Office?”
Sen. Schumer passes the ‘ruling class’ checklist with flying colors.
1. Pompous ass – check
2. Looking down nose – check
3. Imperious – check
4. Condescending – check
5. Bloviating – check
6. One standard for him and another for the rest of us – check
7. $2,000 taxpayer funded suit – check
8. $100 haircut – check
9. Metrosexual manicure
10. Lies through teeth – check
We bought this Newsweek thing for $1 and we’ll resell it for $5 in a few years and exempt ourselves from the taxes!
I will lower the newspaper when Miss Lewinsky is finished, not before!
Chuck Schumer tries to block some of the reflection from Henry Waxman’s head.
Schumer: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I assure you that my Democrat colleagues and I are working hard to change this situation pertaining to WikiLeaks. Before the upcoming November elections, we will find a way to pin the blame on the Republicans.”
F**k! No I’m not making it up, I found the name of every Democrat in Congress in today’s OBIT section!
Unfortunately for Schumer, the light reflected of the chrome dome prevented people from seeing what the Senator was showing.
I have to take exception to this headline that reads “Schumer is a Dick!”
Does anyone besides me have the sudden urge to play billiards?
Then in the next window Blondie catches Oba.., I mean Dagwood, napping.
It’s come to my attention that Sharron Angle has blamed Senator Reid for some coked-up monkeys. Although I am eager to assume his position of power when he is defeated, I must say I don’t think the Senator really meant to get the monkeys high but rather just spur the economy with research dollars and that this never would have happened if Harry had had the time to read the Stimulus Bill.
Read the bill? But I wanna finish this Style section.
Don’t get me wrong .. it says here that I’m a nice guy
Sen Schumer lost his train of thought when VP Biden sitting behind him stated aloud “Hold it up higher Chuck, I cant quite see all of Ms July”
Hey Chucky’ “When are the New York Slime’s going to release the sensitive part’s of the bill so you asshat’s can vote on it?”
And here is another example of something I don’t read in addition to the legislation I pass.
I got Nuthin.
Sir, you see all those photos on this page, and I ask you, WHERE IS MINE? You don’t seem to know who I am! I worked good and hard to get the name Senator and you refused to put my photo in. Have you no shame!
“I wish that something…..anything, funny could be said about me.
“That’s funny; IndyMac was listed in the Stock Listings just two years ago. Now I can’t find it anywhere.”
“I am kept informed by an increasingly irrelevant form of media that is increasingly sycophantic of an increasingly incompetent President.”
My true goal in life is to be on the front page of the New York Times everyday, even if it is below the fold.
This is conclusive proof that the Republicans wish to thrust a dagger through the President’s heart.
Hey Page! I’ll have the lox schmear on a raisin
bagel and a chocolate egg cream. If you’re
quick….there’s a nickel in it for YOU!
“Let’s see, a seven letter word for ‘CREEP’….
begins with S…ends in R…third letter H…
Tough damned puzzle today!”
“I have here a bust of the one, true prophet,
Mohammed. If I’m not assured that Cap/Trade
passes, the “old gray lady” hits the desktop!
Obama Sucks!!!
“I didn’t get a harumph from that guy.”
I fully support the Milwaukee teachers union in the demand for Viagra to be included in their health care benefits
Another blowhard liberal obfuscating responsibility and affixing blame to some phantom nemesis.
What the hell! I come all the way from Yonkers to have my picture taken with the Senator and all I get are 2 bottles of water and a picture of my bald head?
The Senator attends another Cue Balls For Schumer rally.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.