It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for last weeks contest as well as this weeks will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“If I’m a twit,
she must acquit!”
“Mongo like nose candy!”
Seriously. If you get me off, I’ll get you off.
I just heard Malia got braces!
“Tell me it’s not true! Obama’s middle name is Hussein?!?!?!”
Lindsey: “Why doesn’t that Judge understand that I am an actress – my life is hard.”
Lindsey: “What does she know? Just because she studied hard in high school, got a great SAT score, got into a great college and studied hard, got a great LSAT score and a scholarship to a great law school, worked her butt off and made law review, passed the bar…what does she know?”
Lawyer: “She knows a dipstick when she sees one … and so does my dog.”
So I got 90 days. So I can still go out and party at night…right?
Use the Chewbacca defense damnit!
YOU MEAN HE’S GONNA BE PRESIDENT FOR ANOTHER 2 YEARS??!!
“But I can be cute again!! Really can’t we just go back to my being cute ?”
“Wizbangblog banned Rev Lee Ward Wright!! NO WAY !!!”
“What do you mean when you say Ron White is right?”
“I need a freakin’ Midol…and I need it NOW!”
“I’m SORRY I put the Whoopie cushion on your
chair. There, I’ve said it!”
“The nail?! The NAIL?! You’re pissed at me
for the NAIL?!! Hell, I WAS going to tattoo
a swastika on my forehead!!!!”
“They’re all laughing at my Bruno Magli shoes.”
“So WHEN do Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei take
over……it’s getting LATE!”
f*ck who?
Who fafafufingered me?
There’s got to be a dumb blonde joke in here somewhere!
I’m sorry I didn’t mean your ass was way fatter than Michelle Obama’s.
“Well as my mentor, Don Imus, yousta say….”
Tell the judge Global Warming drove me to it!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.