Via Don Surber (and Larwyn):
So here is the Don Surber Poll of nobody with a margin of error of ±73.2%:
1. Is Barack Obama doing a good job?
2. Where was Obama born?
Liberals: In a manger.
3. Who is the woman you admire most?
Liberals: Michelle Obama.
Conservatives: Sarah Palin.
Gay men: Liza Minnelli.
4. Is Obama a socialist?
Independents: Not sure.
4A. If you said Obama is not a socialist, what is he?
Independents: Still not sure.
5. How much is $1 trillion plus $2 trillion?
Conservatives: $3 trillion.
Moderates: $3 trillion.
Liberals: Less than the billions we spent on Iraq.
6. Who is the most evil man on the planet?
Conservatives: Osama bin Laden.
Moderates: The umpire who cost that pitcher his perfect game.
Liberals: Trick question. It should say men: Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck and that guy who cost the pitcher his perfect game.
7. Are we in a recession?
People working for a company: I hope not.
People without a job: Yes.
People who work for the government: No, now give me a raise.
8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
Most men: Mary Ann.
A few men: Ginger.
John Kerry: Mrs. Howell.
Nicely done I must say.
For those interested in context, I suggest you give Don a visit. Hell, I suggest you give Don a visit either way and as frequently as you’re able.