Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Former President Bill Clinton and U.S. defender Carlos Bocanegra enjoying an adult beverage in the locker room after the U.S.'s big win over Algeria in the World Cup.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Lindy R. Dole) – Carlos: “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mr. President.

2) (JPO) – “It becomes a little clearer why Slick Willie was such a big proponent of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell.’

3) (fustian) – “I was hoping to get my vuvuzela polished, if you catch my drift!

4) (CDR M) – “You know, you’d look good in a blue dress.

5) (Tsar Nicholas II) – “Star of the Soccer Pitch Meets Husband of the Raving Bitch

6) (jbwbubba) – “That’s a relief, they said a real ball striker wanted to have a beer; I thought Hillary had showed up.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “Bocanegra regrets leaving his ‘I’m with stupid’ shirt at home.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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