It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
The cradle of civilization.
Its a good phone but the plan is killer, $100 an hour and $500 at night.
Apple’s new iBoob. The first smart phone with a reverse touch screen.
breast.cell.phone.ever
MetroPCS – Our cell phones have the breast reception.
Screw 4G Jobs just announced the 40D Handsfree cell phone.
Mega-communications company AT&T trial balloons its ad campaign after dropping its ampersand for an “I”
The global positioning system was designed for only one globe.
“Watson come here… I need you.”
…and the Andres Cantor’s head exploded.
…and then Andres Cantor’s head exploded.
(corrected)
“Plug that damn hole Barry!”
Press one for English!!!
Yeah, tho I gaze at the valley of pleasure, I will feel no evil. My rod and staff comfort me. Something of this shall come. And I will dwell on this photo forever more.
“No comment needed” — after seeing the picture, we’re all winners.
Ringa Dinga Ding Dong.
Members of both teams have already volunteered to answer the phone for her.
Soccer has suddenly become more popular with American men.
What? What?!?
She definitely has the ‘droid I’m looking for.
For a good time call 1300135
Breaxt messaging
Twitter’s new competition is — Titter
More bars it more locations
Verizon claims that its cell phone service provides the most coverage.
Thankfully this woman doesn’t have Verizon.
Suddenly, not having good cell phone coverage doesn’t seem so bad.
In Soviet Russia phone reaches out and touches you.
Who knew that a Paraguay-made cell phone came with such a great carrying case?
TelePhr0n
♬
One… Cingular sensation…
every little text she makes.
♬
In Paraguay, the KNOW how to build a cell-phone holster…
The only water damage that is covered on this warranty is Mountain Dew
“Lucky, lucky, lucky cell phone……”
ATT CellPhone
(pronounced ATeaTy)
“Press 1 if you need to make an appointment.
Press 2 if you wish to speak with a doctor.
Press 2 repeatedly if you need to……. just go ahead and press 2 repeatedly.”
Is that Maura Tierney?
I smell phish
Exactly what score, or placing in the ranking do I need to achieve to be awarded the Booby Prize? I really want to know.
Gives “calling circle” a whole new meaning!
Equipment malfunctions have been rampant on the Deep Cleavage Horizon…
…just give us another six months!
“When you care enough to text the very breast . . .”
Bbbpppppp…….Bbbpppppp…….Bbbpppppp…….Bbbpppppp…….
Leeeeeee,,,,
Eat your heart out!! Shes White!!!
World Cup holder
4g’s new motto. “We are close to your heart”
There’s gotta be an app for that somewhere.
“Son what do you want to be when you growing up?”
“A cellphone”
Exhibit A – Conservative women celebrating Obama being voted out of office.
Exhibit B – Helen Thomas in a negligee.
Make your choice.
Oops, I think an earthquake can’t be far behind!!
Me: Those are some great hooters.
Wife, from other room: You mean the vuvuzelas?
Me: No, I mean the … Yes. Yes, those.