It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“He ain’t no Stevie Wonder is he?”
Paul: “I played for Jimmy Carter, too”.
PM: “My next song is ‘He’s a real nowhere man.'”
BHO: “Psst. Michele; he’s not talking about me is he?”
“Ellen plays a nice guitar and all, but when does McCartney come on?”
Aw geez micheLle, it’s biden who keeps yelling “free bird” from the back of them room…
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He’s a real nowhere man;
Sitting in his nowhere land;
Making all his nowhere plans,
for EVERYONE!
(sung to sweet jude)
“Deep Dooo, that’s where you are. Sliding polls, won’t make it better”
Not only can they not jump, they can’t sing either.
~When I was younger and much smarter than today
I drooled on fools just to make me feel ok
Now that Im older and incontinent of thought
I think I will drool here, cause I am an Obot~
“No where, man. That’s were you’re going Barry, no where”
Ha haahahahahjihadahahahhaahaha
“Best rendition of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ I’ve
ever heard from a honky…..right, Hon?”
Were Sargent Barry’s jobless hearts club band
We hope you all enjoy the bull
Were Sargent Barry’s clueless hearts club band
We dont believe in jethro tull
“Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah, Doo-
dah….c’mon honey, sing along with me…”
“….and BP’s payin’ for the gig, ‘Chelle. I’ll
trade you the Wagyu beef in my pocket for the
blini and caviar in your purse.”
Where do i get me a freakin bloody mary? I am so hungover and I gotta go to work?? FUCK!!!!!
“where are the clowns?”
“Send in the clowns”
“Never mind…They’re here”
“No Jimi Hendrix, but one dayyammm funky cracker! I’m kinda sorry
now I sent back ol’ Churchill, but they gots
to know I’m THE MAN.”
“He was knighted by the Queen, honey. You’d
think, at least, that I’d be proclaimed
Emperor of the Earth by Nancy Pelosi in
a rider to the next spending bill.”
“They were an all-white band, mostly dead
now….no ‘Soul’. Michelle, please pass the
sugar-dipped Loosiana tar balls….”
thankfully for all in attendance, McCartney’s guitar just managed to cover the huge boner he had for Obama…….
Barry: “This is just like a real concert, quick Michelle, show him your boobs.”
Michelle: “I don’t think you and Joe will fit on the stage with Paul.”
Obama “I am telling you Michelle, I have every detail of every crisis lockied firmly in my brilliant mind. Now tell me again, umm who is this old guy with the guitar on stage?”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.