It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Do you know how to tell the difference between a regular person and an economist?
A regular person knows they don’t understand the economy.
How low can it go?
“Please excuse the uncurtailed dreadlock! My boss flung it there to show how much he does not care!”
“..and the keystone element of our plan is a nationwide comprehensive government health care system, just like they created in the U.S.”
If you’ll all hold up your menus for the State
Dinner for Our Revered Chinese Money Lenders,
you’ll notice you can choose one from column A
AND one from column B, but you lose the soup
and fortune cookie options…..oops, wrong
demo card!
Now this is the point where you must refrain from hysterical laughter.
Mr. President, may I say, with admiration,
you must’ve gotten great Marx throughout
your ivy league education.
Does anybody here know the trick they used to “Hide the Decline”? We’re dealing with a reverse hockey stick here!
“The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun”.
King Solomon, regarding US debt crisis (among other things).
“This is the good news.”
Economics: It may be the dismal science, but in the case of Greece, it’s the dismal truth!
Keynes: In the long run, we are all screwed (or something like that)!
Grecian Economics: C + G + I = 0
My Big, Fat, Greek Weeping.
Prosperity with high government employment and high government debt is Greek Mythology.
Obama – “Your finger is higher than the low point on the chart so that is good news right?”
“Mr President. The Green bars are the amount of money in circulation. The red lines shows the amount of paper we have left to print money on. What are your orders?”
Obama – “Print more money and the use it to buy more paper”
My Big Fat Greek Debt Crisis
@Spike, sorry, I did a find on “big fat” without commas
“No, this won’t do. Where are those soothing blue graphs I was looking at last week?”
Not enough pita sales.
And the Red line shows the decline in unemployment if we fund the Greek Stimulus Bill.
Nancy and Harry agree, if they can just get VAT, Cap and Trade and immigration reform passed before November, we can make the Greeks look like amateurs.
“What do you call this Mr President?”
Obama – “Well in the US we call it Obamanomics”
“Well Mr President, at this point we send out the troll legions to try to detract from the facts.”
“As God is my witness… I thought turkeys could fly.”
So the mighty Leonidas shifted each phalanx to the LEFT at
double speed at Thermopylae, much as Commander
Obama has in his battle with the American
people. You see, in his own way, the great
Greek general was a “community organizer”.
“Mr President, only 2 people dont understand this chart. You and Wizbang poster Lee Ward, and even he is waivering on it.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.