It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
How big is my husband’s ego? This biiiiig.
How big are my husbands lies? This biiiiig.
How big are my husbands ears? This biiiiig.
Yaaaa… That will teach those evil Republicans. They broke Allee Bautsch’s leg and beat up Joe Brown. Yeah!!!
It’s for the children.
While Barrack can walk on water, Michelle can only hover in place!
“For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud to be an Andorian.”
“… Now, fly! Fly! Bring me that girl and her slippers! Fly! Fly! Fly!”
Obama to NASA: “I have a replacement for the Space Shuttle that I think you’ll agree, we can all get behind.”
Ste. Michelle and cherubs ascend to heaven
in reenactment of the Easter miracle.
“Look, ma…..no hands.!
Michelle proudly shows off new pair of 14″
stiletto heels ($10,000 at HoShooz).
Members of Shoemaker’s Elves’ Union #309
participate in photo-op.
Pretty fly for a communi.
A “Marilyn Monroe Moment” at a sidewalk
grate near the Whitehouse.
I’m suddenly nostalgic for Hillary’s pants suits.
…AND sense of decorum.
“Bean Propulsion” was all the rage at NASA
headquarters following recent funding cuts.
Nike unveils their new Air Wookie shoes.
“”As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
see kids of you think of President Obama and me as super heros you to will be able to fly. See miguel, shandra, maria. You can all fly if you just beleive in us to save the world.
“Michelle then lightly touched down. Later, the maintenance crew came out and replaced the cracked, and crushed concrete in the several square yards around the incident….”
When my husband tells you to jump, you don’t ask how high, you…just…jump!
“Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse.”
The First Lady counters those who call her an air-head by demonstrating that she is, in fact, a helium-head.
Just keep repeating “Barack” “Barack” “Barack” and you too can levitate.
“For the first time in my life, I’m ashamed of my country”.
Spike
The Wicked Witch of The Left.
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark Lady played black magic
Till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself
Walking on water was so old school
Okay kids, chant along with me as we jump…
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your boobs hang out?
AND then he took over the car companies..
and then he took over the student loans…
and then he took over the banks..
and then he took over healthcare…
oh oh oh I’m so proud of my new socialist country..
After Obama gave everyone the unicorns he promised Michelle went out to grant the power of flight.
I’m King of the World! (well, Queen) ..
All it takes is faith, trust…and a little bit of pixie dust.
So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
“Ev’ryone deserves the chance to fly!”
“Come on, everybody! We’re off to Neverland, the one place where SOCIALISM WORKS! Second star to the left, then straight on ’til morning!”
Remember kids all it takes is faith and trust in obama and a 50: trillion dollar debt to get to wackoland
new jet propulsion
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.