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“It’s Bush’s fault isn’t it?”
Yes, it is..
No matter how many times I tell them ‘I won, I am the president’, no one seems to be listening.
“When I count to three, you’ll open your eyes. You’ll feel completely refreshed. And you’ll believe that you’re the President of the United States. One. Two…”
If they could count, we wouldn’t be in this predicament!!
“And then the Good Prince got Health Care Reform passed and moved on to Cap and Trade. After those successes, the Good Prince led the charge for Card Check. And all was good in the kingdom. Next the Good Prince went to the Chinese to ask them to forgive the debt. Because the Good Prince was good at talking trash.
“This ceiling needs a fresh coat of paint…”
Oh, so sorry, They can add. They added 7 states and 22 trillion to the deficit.
I’m sorry, They can count. 57 states and 22 trillion in new debt is a testament to that misnomer.
This is dishartening. I gave them one more time to realize I am the one. I am the Pres. and the health care proposal we are discussing is what I want for my subjects.
I wonder if Tiger’s lonely ladies have found their blasian replacement yet?
“What do ya think Scotty? Boxers or briefs?”
Rahm: “OK, it worked for Encyclopedia Brown, but it doesn’t cut it here.”
“I thought being King would be easy.”
Day by day…
Day by day…
Oh Dear Lord…
Three things I pray…
To see ME more clearly…
Love ME more dearly…
Follow ME more nearly…
Day by day…
Clueless from day one!
Dear God…ah Allah…no…The One….I mean…Bhagwan…or is it: Fairy in the Tea Cup…Rahm who am I bowing to this week? Whoever it is, SAVE ME from these exasperating Republicans!
Oh please dont make me stick my foot in my mouth becuase the taste of TJ is unpleasent and crow taste even worse
Rahm says to Barry, “We have seen the retards and the retards are us!”
May the Force be with you too, Master Yoda.
Yes sir, I know the words……This is the
the church and this is the steeple…….
Mr. President…….all of the walnut shells
are on your lap. Shall I call for the butler?
Open up the doors and see all the sheeple…
Hey Twinkletoes,does it look like I’m enjoying it?
I said take the damned glove;OFF!
Father, you sent me down here to do good as I see it. But now you tell me Marxism isn’t what you meant by doing good? Lift this cross, Father, lift this cross.
Are they still arguing about healthcare? I’m gonna do what I want anyway. Oh look, a birdie!
Cut me Mick.
Sir, both my wife and I stand by Preparation H
for uncomfortable moments like these. Shall I?
“MMM. Arugula. Sweet sweet Arugula.”
Allah is displeased
Barry row the boat ashore…Hallelujah
Barry row that boat ashore…Hallelujah
Barry resign tomorrow… Hallejulah
Oh Barry, Kumbaya
Clueless is thy name. Thuggery is thy game.
I already told you….you’re on your own. The teleprompter cannot be lowered to the height of the tables.
Damn, they aren’t the droids we were hoping for!
“Watch the fan twirl. You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy …”
Who ever thought it was a good idea to put my teleprompter on the ceiling is fired.
“I’m sorry… I ate the strawberries and ice cream.”
When will these crackers realize i am the chosen one. They should be on their knees asking forgiveness for douting im vision.
Why Oh Why didn’t I take the RED pill?
Hey, who let that guy with the beard get higher than me?
This is my secret civilian army handshake for the southern battalians.
Gosh who’s rubbing my leg -is that Chrissy again?
This is my signal to Michelle to start mising a double.
You may look all you like Mr. President, but your approval rating isn’t up there anymore.
RAHM: “Picture a golden chariot, My Liege, riding along the Washington Way upon a road paved with 2,400 pages of ObamaCare!”
Go to your safe place young Grasshopper!
arrogance: [ar-uh-guhns}
A noun, meaning an offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride. Synonyms are vanity, priggishness, pomposity.
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Bad news Boss. Howard Stern isn’t going to be an American Idol judge.
Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige…
Bo ate the pet hamster.
Don Obama, we can settle the score with all those teabagging, climate change denying, healthcare-reform obstructionists in one fell swoop. Let’s show them how we party, the Chicago way.
“Um, Mr. President,that’s not your wife, its Andrew Sullivan.”
Chauncey Gardner is very tired from working in the garden.
Rahm? I thought you were missing your middle finger.
Remember,”Grasshopper” … to catch and hold
the Golden Cricket tightly in your grasp will
bode well for all your future endeavors. Follow your inner voice.