Friday Night Funny

Tonight’s Friday Night Funny (as if there have been any others) comes from The Nose on Your Face:

CAIR Files Copyright Infringement Suit Against Austin Suicide Pilot

The Council on American-Islamic Relations has filed a posthumous lawsuit against Andrew Joseph Stack, the man who flew his plane into an Austin, Texas IRS building on Thursday. The copyright infringement suit maintains that Stack “knowingly utilized a copyright protected technique for his own personal gain.”

“To me this is an open and shut case,” said CAIR attorney Murray Goldstein. “Don’t think so? Let’s try a little free association here. If I were to say, ‘Fly a plane on a suicide mission into a building’, what is the first group that comes to mind? No, it’s not the Shriners. Nope, not the Menonites either. And it’s also not someone named ‘Andrew.’ Case closed.”

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