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Obama: I thought I was getting a foreign policy wonk not a fu#$ing dork. mpw
Damn it Obama, get your hand out of my ass! I keep telling you – I am not Walter!!!
see ya
cathy 🙂
~ Wont ya take Me too
shanty town
Introduce Me too
Mister brown
So squeeky clean
He’s a pro
Dont ask Me why
Im just joe
~Interlude~
Confine us to a
shanty town
Asshats for life
black or brown
Join us in our
shanty town
We’ll make America a
shanty town~
“A love shack is a little ol’ place where We screw up together, love shack Bambiiiiii”
~Put Your head on My shoulders
Whisper in My big ears, Joey
Lies I long to hear, tell Me
That Your still in love with Me
Put Your lips next to mine~
err.. Forget the rest of that verse..
” Dammitt!! When I say I want jobs created everywhere but America! You better damn well know I mean it!!!”
Thirty minutes ago Obama gave Biden the microphone and said, “Check this and make sure it’s on. All you have to do is say, ‘Testing…1…2…3.'”
A candid moment brought to You in living color by Faux News:
“Is it true Saul,that once You go black You never catch a break”
“Er…ah..um….era…W..uhh…….mmmm, mmmm, mmmm… Load the Damned prompter already!”
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That was quick? You got My vote Barry!
In Obamas mind: He’s been hold that um for about a minute now. Maybe he had a stroke, please god let that be it.
I hear some people mistake me for a dummy!
Our next lot is a tarnished US President. He has low poll ratings, is clean and articulate and will provide hours of relief from white guilt. Opening bids please…
Biden – “And our policies will help grow the government and expand unemployment..”
Obama – “*Gulp* Who gave Joe the mic?”
American Idle
Any goofball who wears a purple tie should be required to eat a microphone!
For his next trick, The Obamassiah will make $2.4 TRILLION dollars disappear before your very eyes, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME INVOKING A SPENDING FREEZE! Prepare yourselves to be AMAZED!
AND NOW……HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S Barry!
And when I die, and you become President…er, what,…I’m not the President?
Oh, screw it; we’re going straight for Stimulus 3!
“The President has asked me to come up and give you all some very intelligent reasons why you wouldn’t want to impeach him, and all I want to say is…”
“Thank you, Joe, that should do the trick.”
Jimmy Carter II and Dan Quayle II.
“I know, Eminem, and you, sir, are no Eminem.”
“Okay, Barack, check it out. Guess who I am? I’m Reverend Flagler!
“Side by side on my paino keyboard, oh lord, why do weeeeee…..now you, Barack!….Barack? Come on, I know you feel it….”
Dumb and Dumber: The Movie
Dumb and Dumber: The Sitcom
Dumb and Dumber: The Administration
Biden: “Im tellin You Barry, We keep on tellin em’ the economys growing and jobs are being created and by spring they’ll be so buried in shit they wont even notice We did it to em’!”
Who knew an albatross could be so loud?
Obama thought bubble: “Yup, they were right. This fucking idiot is the best assassination insurance in the world.”
For Obama’s next trick, HE will WALK ON WATER, without a jacket! Let’s hear it for The Won!
“I’ll be loving you, always……..”
We’re not afraid to appear together. The Secret Service agents are all wearing sign-boards that say “So you want President PELOSI?”
Biden: “You may think Tiger Woods is a half black man who’s screwed a lot of people, but right here folks, we have a half black man who’s screwing hundreds of millions of people!”
Neither of us are ready for prime time.
From one empty suit to another: The future is Splenda! Yes the future is Splenda!
In an effort to outdo Jeff Dunham, President Obama makes Walter talk and move without a hand up his butt.
He is also said to be practicing on a routine with Janet Napolapeño on a Stick.
Keeping with tradition, Obama uses a dummy for his ventriloquist act.
I’m practicing my ‘800 pound gorilla in the room’ speech. Listen to this!!!
“Gird your loins, this man smells as sweet as a summer ham”
Together We cant!!!
……and then the Priest asks the Rabbi- where’s a cop when you need one.
See Mr. President, that’s how you do it without a teleprompter
6 pac puggs: “Im demanding Matthews be brought down here and shine Your shoe’s right now! Just to prove I’ve gotten over all the racist bigotry that clouds Your past O’ Great One!”
He’s waving that finger just like Bill!! “I knew You’se people would never amount to diddly squat!”
“For his next trick, The Obamassiah will make $2.4 TRILLION dollars disappear before your very eyes“
Ha ha ha ha
And for his next trick, He will make it reappear in an offshore account under the name of “The One”!!
{WTF? Why? Why did I chose Biden? What was I thinking?}
{Please tell me that he didn’t just say I was speaking in my “cracker” dialect?}
Biden: “And just in case you don’t thinking Obama is working for you, just check out his rolled up shirt sleeves.”
Biden: “If you’ll all remember, I warned America that Obama would face an international crisis within his first six months. Don’t say we weren’t doing anything right cause the underwear bomber didn’t come until the end of the year.”
Biden: “Unlike those rowdy tea-baggers, I’m no racist as you can tell by my Color of Purple tie.”
Biden sings Acapella, “The Lion Sleeps Tonignt”
I told you before .. I want my coffee with just sugar
Hey-oooooo! How hot was it?
(With apologies to Ed McMahon)
“Were losers but somebody besides us is a Winner!”
Proof positive that even the dumbest among us can achieve….? Cluelessness?
Finally, someone further to the left than Obama.