It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday Tuesday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“You can pull your pants up Mr. President, it’s only the taxpayers that are taking it in the ass.”
Get a load of these guns, baby!
The most insulated man in the world gets vaccinated?
Yup, I’m headed to Massachusetts next week. I hear a virus of free thinking and clear thought is spreading through the area. We never seen this before up there so, I’m being cautious.
Thanks doc. Put that on my tab. Ha-ha-ha! My tab! Ha-ha! I made a joke! I don’t have a tab! What was I thinking! Ha-ha-ha! Too much!
Obama changes his mind about gun shows.
Forget it Barry, there is no vaccination for stuck on stupid!
Barry gets a swine fool shot monthly
How to prick a prick.
“What’s in the hypodermic?”
“Viagra… you look taller already.”
Mr. President, Senator Reid said it is time for your annual “Anti-Negro Dialect” booster shot
Truth serum?? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Under Obamacare all children will eventually get their kindergarten shots free of charge. The parents of the above student receiving his shot could not be reached for comment.
“Honey, I want the skull ‘n bones tattoo,
3 inches high, right above the wart and just
below the sleeping dragon.”
“Whatta you think about THAT python, Clara
Barton”?
There was no waiting line for Obama as he received his “Thin Skin” booster shot.
1. “Here’s your melanin booster, Mr. President.”
2. “Lollipops are in a bowl at the reception desk.”
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Since so many American citizens have taken it in the rear for me. I thank you.
I going to Massechuettes in a rush and I think I need this shot as there is something spreading in that state which could change my agenda and if I can stop it, there is still hope for change.
“Your last name isn’t ‘Ratchet’, is it?”
“This isn’t going to leave a Marx, er…ah…, I mean a mark, is it?”
Sir, please call off your Secret Service guys. I said you should get “a” shot.
Just a little prick…
Obama “… and next week I am going to write a piece for Newsweek on Haiti so that I can qualify for the Pulitzer they will be giving me later this year”
So, are you sure after this swine flu shot, I can still join Congress at the trough?
Gee, you really are saving money on health care! You’re so damned thin-skinned, I didn’t need to use a needle!
After Shots and Arms Uncovered, Obama’s Left Wing Gets Immunity!
Yes Mr.President, it’s conventional to give shots in the upper arm, not inside the elbow like you’re used to.
No, Mr. President. That’s your elbow!
How do you think that we fund this organization, huh? We’re not exactly the March of Dimes.
Two pricks.
“That’s strange the shot of humility went in one ear and out the other,lets try your arm this time.”
Cost Before G’vment Health Care: $ 39.95
Cost After G’vment Health Care : $436.52
We’ve scheduled your second dose of reality for Tuesday, January 19th.
You notice that Obama always gets shots in his left arm. That’s because he’s hiding the Dark Mark of Soros on the other arm.
Whoop-dee-do, I’m now protected from the Swine Flu … but whose going to saving me from Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas cause those two pigs are always eating at my trough.
Is that your arm? Hahahahah. You’ll never be able to hold onto the senate with that.
Well, we KNOW it’s not steroids…
Drugs WOULD explain the bulk of his policies.
He just THINKS it’s a swine flu shot. Soros has had him on estrogen since he became President.
Hopefully, the eye chart isn’t for the woman holding the needle.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.