Last Week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ had pretty good turnout for Christmas weekend. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Members of the media and onlookers stand on the beach near where President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama, and daughters Sasha and Malia are having their holiday vacation in Kailua, Hawaii., Thursday, Dec. 24, 2009. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Spike) – Media photographer: “Hold my spot; I forgot to bring a beach towel from the car for my drool.

2) (fustian) – “The Biden family lingers on the outskirts of the Obama compound in a rather pathetic bid for an invitation.

3) (914) – “High tides and misdemeanor’s

4) (GarandFan) – “The local AGW club gathering at the beach to measure how much the sea has risen in the last week. Unfortunately, the group is unaware of the phenomenon of rising and falling tides. So they’re forced to “fudge” their numbers each week.

5) (Stephen Macklin) – “And with the money I got for my cloture vote on heatlthcare, I bought this vacation property.

6) (Steev Greeen) – “When vacationing in Hawaii, be sure to visit the Lair of the Liar.

The Readers Choice Award went to fustian’s second place entry… In it’s place I offer this topical caption:

(retired military) – “Even the news media waits patiently to discover the winner of last week’s Wizbang caption contest.

Winners for the current edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will follow shortly.

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