It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this week’s contest, as well as last week’s edition will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Since when did it become fashionable for America haters to vacation in Hawaii?
Beach Bums.
Teaching the press how to build an economy on sand.
The entire cast of “Lost” found themselves forcefully dis-invited from the Obama Christmas party when the Secret Service discovered that Evangeline Lily had once met Michaele Salahi at a reality TV show audition.
NYT photographer: “So, remind me: are we supposed to take photos of his pecs and her biceps or the other way around?”
‘4 PM today. President Obama would like to see each of you perform the hula. A little contest. The winner gets an exclusive interview. Aloha, aligator.”
Honolulu Headline “Prostitution now legal on beaches in Hawaii”
Perplexed members of the shamestream still have the audacity to hope!
“Dude, are you sure that’s Stonhenge?”
When vacationing in Hawaii, be sure to visit the Lair of the Liar..
When vacationing in Hawaii, be sure to visit the Lair of the Liar..
at that moment, I tell you, Jerry, I WAS a marine biologist.
“ATLANTIC OCEAN NEARS DAVENPORT IOWA. GORE
IS RIGHT” ‘New’ seaside coummunity predicts
record sales in Boogie boards and Coppertone.
Barry is so jovial this festive season He invites all the new jobs Hes created in 12 months to vacation with Him.
Reporters have come to realize that covering an empty suit is pointless when the suit is left behind in DC.
Members of the media hope to catch the big fish coming out of the water.
Totally Motley Crew.
I for one welcome our new Hawaiian Socialist overlords
I love the smell of Socialism in the morning… it smells like… bribed and coerced victory.
“Ok, you say Tiger will show up alone. You two say he will bring Uchitel. Leslie abstains. And the rest say he will arrive alone but hit on Sandy down at the Pancake Hut.”
Seen here are all the Americans that agree Obama gets a B+ for his first year in office.
AP:
“In a shocking turn of events, the Teleprompter was killed while mimicking John Kerry surfing today! Full details at 11.”
“The Won was unable to comment!”
Gilligan: Who’s that chomping on the hedges? Chewbacca?
Tina Louise: No, thats Michelle silly!
Headlines – “Reporters give eyewitness reports of watching sea level rise due to global warming”
NOW WERE DIGGING!
Obama and the press misunderstand, once again, when America says to “Pound Sand.”
They must be waiting for their earmarks?
Republican castaways hoping for just a few scraps of pork
Acorn worker’s arrive to collect their unemployment stimuli checks and have them endorsed!!
Barry however vote’s “not present!”
The press gathers on a Hawaiian beach after rumors surface that a terrorist, hell bent on destroying America, was sighted there.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Reports of beached whale creates disappointment for liberal wienie brigade that discovers siting was only Rosie O’Donnell sunbathing. Developing…
Book ’em Danno!
Hopeful’s show up for Barrys new survival series to air on CNN, MSNBC..
Qualification’s :
1.) Have no job. like Adrian.
2.) Have no food.
3.) Have a little hope.
4.) Have a free lunch ticket. Like Barry.
5.) Have a tendency to vote “present.”
6.) Have been treated unfairly by the U.S. When Bush was Prez..
7.) Have a tingly sensation whenever the Won steps up to the prompter.
Survival of the stupidest Ayer’s 2008 – 2012.
Obama justified his use of stimulus funds to pay for his $4000 per night Hawaiian rental home, noting the cleaning service counted as “jobs created”.
And the ghost of Don Ho could be heard singing, “tiny bubbleheads on the beach…”
sara~
“Obama justified his use of stimulus funds to pay for his $4000 per night Hawaiian rental home, noting the cleaning service counted as “jobs created”.”
Yes, that He did. Why does’nt He use the same approach and visit George’s hut in KENYA? Imagine all the jobz He could create? Bamboo harvesting, condom passer outer, dust reallocator, deadbeat dad finder, thug inductee’s ..The list goes on so slowly just like this next 3 years..
Political refugees from Obama’s New America seeking asylum in the Carribean.
Even the news media waits patiently to discover the winner of last week’s Wizbang caption contest.
Despite what Algore keeps telling him about global warming’s effect on the continental US, Obama still has to go to Hawaii to bask in the sun.
alternate:
As his popularity continues to chill, Obama is forced to leave Washington for Hawaiian in order to bask in the sun.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.