Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Santa Claus to fly on Beechcraft Premier IA - the world's largest, fastest single-pilot business jet - to spread holiday cheer to military families. (PRNewsFoto/Hawker Beechcraft Corporation)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Q: What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger?
A: Santa stopped after three Ho’s

2) (sarahconnor2) – “Santa heads off to deliver a bag of clues to Washington D.C.

3) (Joe) – “Another job saved!

4) (Korla Pundit) – “The Cash-for-Christmas-Misfits Program comes under fire.

5) (Faith+1) – “Santa Upgrades….

The sleigh becomes a G5….

Rudolph is replaced by a highly qualified pilot and GPS navigational system….

and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen refer to a whole new different type of traveling companion…”

6) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Uh oh, it looks like Roman Polanski is back on the dating scene…

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian) – “Turns out the carbon footprint of a business jet is much less than a bunch of farting reindeer.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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