It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
After the match, President Obama immediately set about demolishing the course. When questioned, he simply replied, “Shut up. I won!”
I can’t decide whether my favorite caddy is Hugo Chavez or Mao Tse-tung.
Fore! … in Four!
Bill Murray’s part played by Obama. Part of Gopher played by Osama bin Laden.
& Until after Copenhagen, come rain, sleet or snow I will wear these shorts and light shirt to remind us how Global Warming is killing our world.
GOD help us all!
Some years ago, poolside in Double Bay, Sydney, Australia, a wannabe Australian groupie asked six feet, eight inches tall West Indian-representative cricket player, Joel Garner, nick-named “Big Bird,” if there was truth to the rumor he was built, “head to toe, in perfect proportion.”
“Why, no, Ma’am, answered the Bird, if that was so, I’d be fourteen feet tall.
At a glance, then, my guess is that’d make 0zero about three feet six? About the same height he reaches in the mirrors of moral integrity and intellectual solvency!
Good thing I did wear my white culottes today, this course is just too dirty.
The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lion Obama.
if i sink this next shot for birde ill have a pga victory to check off my to do list as being top dog.. right next to 1st black president, nobell peace prize, next….. nascar!!
Gonna get flack for this…
“I’m the second black president, but actually a black man (kinda). Can I be the second great black golfer (though I don’t which one of us is more suthentically black…)”
Walk softly and carry a big golf club.
In an attempt to boost the economy President Obama stars in the winter box office hit LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE II.
“The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lying Obama“
There! All better..
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.