It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
President Teleprompter gives an address to the best and brightest reporters now that Fox News has been removed from the press pool.
The combined audience of the “real news networks” of MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC attend a focus group session.
TOTUS realizes he needs neither the mouthpiece nor the audience to deliver his message.
There is a chair available for everyone that’s been thrown under the bus.
The Fort Hood shooting victims were unavailable for Obama’s address on how he supports our troops.
“One empty suit speaks to the rest about the non-existent jobs which he has created or saved.”
Walter Cronkite reporting…
In continuing news today, President No Bama signs the new “Virtually No Employment For All Bill” in a room full of virtual press reporters. The President said, “The best thing about virtually no employment was it made it so easy for him to read from the TelePrompTer.” …
“I don’t want anybody to think that I’m just talking to a bunch of plants!”
Obama prepares to address the Fern Relations Council.
Am I to understand he required a teleprompter to sign his name?
“Good evening, chairs, podium. The time has come to rise up against our human overlords. And as Teleprompter of the United States, I will lead you in this struggle.”
Yes, Mr. Chairman, I would love to table that motion, but did anybody here think to bring a table? No.
“…But first, as podium, let me give a shoutout to my good friend Teleprompter in the back there!”
It’s lonely at the top…
Audience of eager listeners to Barbara Boxer speech.
I can clear a room in only 4 words:
Helen Thomas pole dance.
Did someone scream fire?
If a poll falls in the Whitehouse, and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
TOTUS realizes he needs neither the mouthpiece nor the audience to deliver his message.
The press realises they need not bother to actually SHOW UP to “report the news”.
Dress rehearsal.
The Palestinian peacemaking delegation arrives in D.C.
Jeremiah‘
A love story
The press corp held a closed door vote to discuss further closed door vote protocol.
Empty suit preaching to the Choir
“Bueller…. Bueller…. Bueller….”
Setup for the next Asshats for Obama Convention.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.