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Hehe, now that I’ve ditched those pesky Fox “News” guys, I can practice my putts for a couple hours before jetting to New York for the Soros fundraiser and date night with the boss. Eh? What Afghanistan report??
Glad I have all these records of right wing blog comments. They will not go unpunished.
“Huh, all of these boxes are more attractive than Michelle’s…..”
Obama has to warehouse all the records of former friends, advisors, and family he’s had to throw under the bus.
And, not just any bus. It’s the bus of progress.
I hate it when they pull these pranks on me. I have got to find my tele promter before the speech with the press. I can’t talk to anyone without my telepromter. did they hide it down here?
President Obama searches for Lindsay Lohan’s virginity.
“And this is where we store all the stuff I promised during the campaign that I have no intention of doing.”
Somewhere down here is something we didn’t blame on Bush yet.
Damn, where IS that left handed dohickey they said was on the back row?
If I run fast enough none of this evidence will be seen by the media.
“Wow, the old to-do list is really piling up, maybe I should get started on that? Nah, I bet I can get in 9 before lunch.”
WOW! This health care bill is BIG. Where’s the page I sign?
President Obama, hiding from his responsibilities to our troops in Afghanistan, in an undisclosed location.
Finally, all my personal papers in one place … where nobody will ever find them!
The health care bill is too big! If I walk, my term will be over.
(Big nod to President Skroob from Spaceballs)
President Obama jogs past the boxes containing the only physical printout of the new Heal Every American Life through Hope, Change, and Reforming Everything (HEALTHCARE) Act of 2009, on his way to the signing ceremony.
“Jive Walking”
Presidential Library, circa 2013.
“I just know I left those white anglo saxon ballots here somewhere?”
“When even the carbon copies cry out Your name, You know Your the Won!”
“The Box Czar Children.”
“A socialist with an agenda!”
“Little do they know that all these boxes are now empty of money. Boy, I’m good!”
“Man, these new unemployment claims are really starting to annoy Me!”
Spielberg called so somebody better go tell Barry that “Raiders” was not a documentary.
“President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointed continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event.”
“President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointedly continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event.”
Thought balloon ‘If this ever blows up and the MSM finds this cache of evidence my administration is doomed.’
“They said I was crazy to want to sell copies of ‘Going Rogue’, but we’ll see who’s crazy when I make enough to pay for health care reform!’
And as soon as we clear out Fort Knox we can store this part of the Barack memorabilia collection there.
The boxes of “Hope” are over here on the right,
with “Change” mainly on the left. We’re send-
them out to the people as fast as we can, but
you know the Post Office……..
There’s a little bit of my ego in every box
you see here.
‘No, Michelle….I said “Where are my BOXERS?”
I need a clean pair for my teachable moment
at 10 AM!’
“YooHoo…Michelle! I found the last box of
MukLuks in size 12 EEE right here. Want to
try them on, Hon?”
Obama takes no second to Bill Clinton when it
comes to compartmentalizing during times of
stress.
I know I left my courage in here; now if I can just find it again!
Oh, HERE are all the notes and briefs from when I was advisor to ACORN. It’s a shame this building is gonna burn down soon.
Wow, my list of enemies is really growing.
“They thought Pelosi’s 1990 page health care program was big, wait til they see my cap ‘n trade legislation”.
“Wait, here I come! Put the casket back on the plane while I get in place.”
Moonwalkin’ through ten copies of ObamaCare bill.
Oh, jeepers. It might save some trees if I just made a list of people who AREN’T my enemies!
“…just ONE cigarette and I’ll go back to the press conference!”
Oh, that woman’s been watching QVC again!
I’ll find you Bin Laden! I’LL FIND YOU!!!!
This is what you got when you let Willie Wonka write your health care bill.
President Obama tours the federal government’s latest bailout partner, Dunder Mifflin.
Barrack Obama studies the latest Health care bill.
As Obama prepares for his 2012 Presidential run he reviews the list of people who have been thrown under the bus.
Barack Obama in
The Running Man
When all you’re really good at is campaigning…you can never stop running!
Directed by Michael Bay
An Andrew Breitbart production