It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Now where can I find that pesky Birth Certificate?
STOP THE PRESSES! (For good!)
All right, Hillary! It’s 3 in the freakin’ morning! Which box did you hide that damn ringing phone in?!!!
Michelle and her damn shoes!
Baaarraaacckk, walk into the light!!!
President Obama’s step is noticeably lighter after he successfully stashed the Constitution in a box right next to the Ark of the Covenant, never to see the light of day again.
Well, I’ll be damned. Biden is right. There is a nude statue of conjoined four breasted women down here in the basement!
Had to take a second look, didja?
Just Michelles shoe boxes – nothing to see – move along…..
Obama discovers a secret room in the white house where the former occupant kept his collection of panties and cigars.
President Obama performs a high-level review of the ethics problems of Congressman Charles Rangel, D-NY.
“Clean-up on Aisle 6. Where is that blameguy – Bush? Bush? I’ve got reporters and cameras and a mess that has to blamed on someone – other than me.”
Obama stocks up on cases of beer for his HopeToBeer fest beer summit.
“Pay no attention to the boxes of IOU’s I have saddled the next generations with.. Just note the arrogance in which I do so.”
Barry-
“Hey Gibbsy…when the seedlings are a foot
high we’ll transplant them into trash cans!”
“Tell EggLand it’s campaign MONEY we want. What
the hell are we gonna do with all these eggs?”
Joe! Nancy! Harry!Olly Olly oxen free!!
President Obama jogs through a warehouse where he claims that 35,000 boxes were either saved or created due to his Stimulus Bill.
When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed in one term.
“Attention Mr. Alinski… The diebold’s await final input for 2012 in aisle 22.”
After losing the 2012 election in a landslide, Obama hurries to the first day of his new career as a warehouse coffee-and-office-supply gofer.
Barack Obama reveals his stockpile of race cards
From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
After winning the Noble Prize for Peace, Barack Obama now sets his sights on the Heisman Trophy
President Obama toured the “dead letter” vault at the U.S. Post Office today and discovered why they can’t compete with FedEx and UPS.
“I’m the greatest B-BALL president in history.
Now I wanna be the greatest BOXER…how’m I
doing, Gibbsy?”
“Are you tellin’ me ALL these boxes are filled
with ACORNS? How does THIS get me re-elected?”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.