It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Soldiers are dying in Afghanistan and all I got was this stupid hoop.
Michelle takes hold of the newly created position, Heads of State Gift Tester, US DOS.
Michelle Obama participates in a demonstration of the “Wham-O Totally Tubular Mobile Missile Defense System” which is to be deployed by the U S in Europe by 2016. President Obama stated at the event, “This will show the world the depth of my commitment to protecting Americas allies. It’s simple, effective, and heck, even the Polish people should be able to use them.”
FLOTUS is the model for a new and improved Jar Jar Binks, now able to use children’s toys. Continuing in the Jar Jar Binks style of clothing these fashions will be available at J Crew with kickbacks going to Michelle.
“I told you my ass would fit in a hula hoop. Pay up Rham.”
Lard of the Rings
Fattica.. There are no jeans for Michelle Obama
Contestant: I’ll take “Things they don’t do in da ‘hood” for 500, Alex.
Truly, the Obamas are the heirs to Camelot.
We brought class to the White House. Granted it’s all LOW, but it’s still class.
Madalyn
Barack: “If you moved your hips like that all the time I wouldn’t have to run off to see Oprah.”
Conservatives being crude, big surprise. Saying ugly things about the first lady, I think our enemies like to do that. It’s hard to tell who the real enemy is. People like to talk about love of country and patriotism, but they sure have a funny way of showing it. Basically we just have a bunch of pigs in this country that don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground, and I’m here to you that you’re full of shit. Is that gross enough for you?
A stupe in a hoop
There you go! Just balance it on the big back shelf and wiggle the front.
Hey, Michelle, with this telescope I can see a ring circling Uranus.
Leave Michelle and her toilet alone.
(reply to comment #117 cat007)
Rahm,
Go home. You’re drunk.
It’s all about the O….
Now I’ve seen everything, lipstick on a pig and a hula hoop on a donkey.
That’s nowhere near the biggest ass in Washington.
“I just put on the ring and say —
No bright ideas,
for blackest knight,
all evil will exude delight.
Let those who denigrate,
Socialism — aight,
kiss my derriere,
the Green Slattern’s blight.
White House photo depicting Mrs. O hula-hooping failed to photoshop out the yellow poll that actually supports the hoop. Yes folks – it’s another fake.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.