This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (IowaRight) – “Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours” Forget That!! I say call a staff meeting…“
2) (Strick) – Dave: “So, Mr. President, is it as good as your intern story?“
Bill: “Close, but no cigar.“
3) (fustian) – “Have you tried blaming ‘bush’?“
4) (Stephan) – “Well, what do you know. The meaning of “is” has been in Webster’s this whole time.“
5) (jay Wills) – “Two of the best reasons to invest in the stock of whomever makes Viagra.“
6) (DJ Drummond) – Dave: “So I fixed things by making false promises and writing a fake check“
Bill: “Well Dave, that’s how Congress gets it done!“
The Readers Choice Award this week went to IowaRight’s winning entry. In its place I offer up the best of the Top 10 captions:
(Jeff Blogworthy) – “Top 10 reasons to have sex with an intern:
1. She’s there.
2. I want it.
3. No means yes.
4. It’s not ‘rape rape.’
5. More cushion for the pushin’.
6. No matter what happens, liberals always get a free pass.
7. Feminists will look the other way for us.
8. I’ve appointed all the judges.
9. I’ve fired the judges I didn’t appoint.
10. They can always ‘put some ice on that.'”
That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
