It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Given the subject matter I’m running the contest a few hours early. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Dave sings to Bill “Anything you can do I can do better. Yes,I can.”
Clinton: “Ah yes, it’s right here-did you try this one?”
Letterman: “Yes I did, thank you for my copy of “Under the Radar & Under the Desk Favors- Bill Clinton’s guide to the Best Karma Sutra Positions”
But she pelted me with rocks and garbage!
” Hey Bill, I tried your cigar marination process on my intern too. Works great”
Willy Wonker and the blackbook factory.
A coffe mug, a book, a microphone and two molesters.
My lies…Directed by Bubba. Undulated by Monica. Rehearsed by Unbright.
Dave lets Bill choose his next conquest from the CBS Employee Directory…
Next time hill opens her yap, I will do what comes naturally.
signed BJ Clinton…
Discretion…. FAIL
In Soviet Russia, the staff rides you.
Co-authors review their new book, “The Top Ten Ways To Bang An Intern.”
You creep me out, Dave.
Just thank your starts, Dave, that we’re not Republicans. We’d be run out of town on a rail.
“Okay Dave, here we go. ‘Chapter One: How to keep from being blackmailed.’ John Edwards has gotta lotta nerve, huh?”
Thar She blows
The Philanderer with the Philanderer-in-Chief!
“Don’t worry Mr. President, I haven’t found Waldo yet either.”
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
It was the best of times, it was the worst intern of all times…
Bill: “It sure is cathartic to get stuff off your chest.”
Dave: “Amen to that… now about Vince Foster.”
Bill: “Remember all your jokes about my problems? So now I’d like to read you a little from My Pet Gloat.”
“Well, Dave this is a lot. And good for you. I quit keeping count when writing down names hindered the action.”
Here Dave, let me read from my book of poetry.
There once was an intern from Nantucket
Who dreamed of the President’s member to suck it
When the pizza delivery man came through
On her dress my wad I did blew
Then wiggle my finger and truth I did duck it
“As you know, Bill, in some quarters sexual harassment is considered an employee benefit.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.