Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ continues our annual tradition of honoring Oktoberfest. This week everyone is a winner, if you get my drift… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Oktoberfest ride : Women wearing traditional Bavarian dirndl dresses ride on the 'Top-Spin' at the start of the Oktoberfest beer festival at the 'Theresienwiese' in Munich, southern Germany. (AFP/DDP/Timm Schamberger)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Faith+1) – “Chappaquiddick: The Ride was an epic fail…

2) (IowaRight) – “Hairband!! Somebody get that woman a hairband dammit!

3) (pibill) – “Gives a whole new meaning to waterboarding!

4) (Rodney Dill) – “I approve of the new Cash for Dunkers program.

5) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Leave it to the Germans to out weird the Japanese when it comes to porn.

6) (sarahconnor2) – “I see Bill Clinton is interviewing new interns again.

The Readers Choice Award (as of the time of judging) this week goes to:

(Falze) – “If OSHA ran wet t-shirt contests.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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