It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Spam, the other reddish pink meat”
Obama’s cabinet leaping off the sinking ship SS HopeyChangey. That’s Hillary in the pink.
The only jobs that seem to have openings these days are as test pilots for “when Pigs Fly” at the white house.
As Americas piggy bank lay dieing leaping czars perform cpr by jumping up and down on it’s broken heart.
They said pigs would fly before we elected a Kenyan-American for President.
The quality of GM’s products really declined after Obama took them over.
Obamacare version of CareFlight.
Emergency deployment of Obama’s civilian national security corps, Spec-Ops brigade.
Once the ObamaCare Pig escaped from the Poke, The Blue Dogs couldn’t get off fast enough…
The Secret Service tries to control the aftermath of the President’s statement “This health care bill will fail when pigs fly.”
Pork, The other white meat……….What’s that supposed to mean Huh? Pork is only for the white people is that it? So now because we have a black president, black people can’t eat pork? RACIST!! RACIST!!
BIG changes at Nasa under this administration…
Emmanuel, Pelosi and Reid, heavily armed with lipstick, attempt to apply it to ObamaCare…
Obama orders USPS to deliver blue pills across America. What could go wrong?
Due to budgetary restraints, the University of Arkansas’s synchonized skydiving team was forced to begin fall workouts without parachutes.
From the Police Transcript:
“911 Operator…what’s your emergency?”
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“Uh, yeah, I’m at Disney World with my kids and there’s a bunch of SEIU thugs putting a hurting on this one mascot that won’t sign the union card.”
The American people could clearly see that Obama, Pelosi and Reid jummped all over the big piggy of a healthy care bill and they went wee wee weed all the way home.
Models show off Michelle O’s new Air Force deboarding fashion.
This is Less Nessman, WKRP, reporting live from the Cincinnati County Fair, where I see Miss Piggy just took a leap of faith. She too believing in the One.
We all know pigs can’t fly. But now we know Muslims can’t fly either!
To save money Speaker Pelosi and staff were asked to leave their military transport as the 101st. Airborne exists. However, it seems they were not told about using the courtesy parachutes.
A new fad in Europe – Air Porking!
Global warming – it’s now raining Bolsheviks and pigs in Moscow. Thanks Algore!
Blue dogs are jumping off this pig called health care reform.
People bail out of the Obama Administration upon learning that, thanks to Obama’s economic policy, pork futures are now falling literally.
They said a black man would win the Presidency when pigs fly. Six months later SwineFlu
Moscow reveals the 6th white hog of the Apigolypse.
Pigs cant fly like Obama can lie.
Over the years the Secret Service had to become more creative at sneaking Bill’s girlfriends into the house when Hillary was in town.
OMGWTFBBQ-hash
Obama’s strategy to socialize America was dealt a serious blow when the Health Care Trojan Pig was rejected soundly by the American public.
Air guitar????
Air Messerschmitt!
Pig: “Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?
[Punctuation Correction]
Pig: “Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?”
More congressional Democrats bail out on Nancy Pelosi upon learning that the pig called ObamaCare won’t fly with the majority of Americans.
Swine flu. It’ll give you wings.
I didnt know Rosie O’donnell was into skydiving?
Oh, My bad, thats just some other fat pig.
WTF?
In other news, Hell has reportedly frozen over…
Three Obama voters, wearing T-shirts advocating “Universal Healthcare”, “Cap & Trade” and “Smart Diplomacy”, discover Pigs really don’t fly after all.
This little piggy went to Martha’s Vineyard…and “wee wee wee weed” all way home!
“This bill’s popularity is falling like a rock, but if we Congressional Democrats manage to catch up with it, maybe we can still put some lipstick on it!”
“Watch Out! Swine Flu is Falling!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.