It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. In honor of our newest U.S. Senator we dusted off this Wizbang exclusive photo from our archives… Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I bleeping told you ACORN was the bleep you stupid bleeping hayseed bleeeeeep. I’m a bleeping Senator now you bleeping bleep and there isn’t a bleeping bleep you or any other bleeping voter can do about it for six bleeping years.
I WILL get to #1 in “The 100 people who are screwing up America”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told you I’d be the newest clown in the clown college, and I was right!
Angry Senate comedian Al Franken demands his constituents pull his finger in lieu of the ring kiss.
“That’s SENATOR Stuart Smalley now, you little shit!”
“I’m Stuart Smalley, bitch!”
“That’s ‘Stuart SMALLEY’, Not ‘Stuart Smallberries’. Get it right, punk.”
Al Franken reacts to learning that he has to pay for his coffee in the Senate cafeteria.
It’s my Senate seat.I stole it fair and square.
An ode to the Minnesota voter:
See the happy moron,
He doesn’t give a damn.
I wish I were a moron.
My God, perhaps I am!
You’re not good enough, you’re not smart enough, and gosh darn it, anyone with a brain bigger than an ingrown lychee nut absolutely detests you.
Obama : “Well, Mr. Soros, you were right. I didn’t think you could get a failed Air America radio host into the Senate.”
Soros: “A mere trifle. I already managed to get an unaccomplished, black, foreign-born Marxist tool of the Chicago machine with a dreadful, racist wife into the Presidency.”
Obama: “Good one, Mr. Soros!”
You don’t know where this finger has been, buddy!
Here’s hoping for a reenactment of “the caning” incident.
You wanna jerk My what?
A pipsqueek in paradise
“This digits just for starts..Just wait til I get to My ring finger”
Ive never been so ashamed of My own State
The treasonous fruit of the Acorn tree.
Hey! I didn’t pay unemployment taxes, I helped Air America cheat old people and crippled kids, and you complain about how I stole an election with dead people?! This makes me the perfect Democrat politician!
I WON, just like Obama.
In an effort to demonstrate that he is, in fact, smart enough to be a Senator, Al Franken counts all the way to one.
No, stupid, it’s not “One Man, One Vote.” It’s “One Clown, One Stolen Election,” and don’t you forget it!
What do you mean, “first Jesse Ventura, now me”?
That’s SENATOR Stewart Smalley dammit!
I worked hard all my life to achieve that title and I DEMAND your respect!
“Starring Al Franken(as Himself)”
Proof that we’re becoming just another banana republic.
Franken: Oh, wait. Was the question ‘What’s my IQ?’ or ‘How many people really like me?’
Man: Would the answer change?
You just watch Kevin! In five years I’ll prove how stupid the people of Minnesota really are, and I’ll be a U.S. Senator!
Hey… don’t call me a crook. I am not a crook!!!
I can’t even comment about the embarrassment in Minn. We suffer the idiocy of two liberal senators in my state that get re-elected by a large margin. But, this should be a reminder that you can never stay home even if you have to hold your nose when voting.
“Who you calling a stupid, finger pointing, liberal son of a bitch?”
Minnesota: Land of 1,000,000 idiots and one clown. No, two. Don’t forget the one named Ventura.
“So what if the number of deceased voters casting ballots was ten times my margin of victory? The only thing that really matters is: Live from New York it’s Saturday Night!”
“I can assure you, you little pipsqueek, that I will never get this tough on terrorism!”
Chevy: “Al, you ignorant slut.”
State Bird: The Loon
U.S. Senator: The Loon
“And gosh darn it people like me so don’t you believe those lying liars who vote otherwise.”
There is no such thing as the Congressional Clown Caucus. If there was, I would know about it!
No, for your information, I don’t know how many secret service agents can fit in my clown car.
. . . and the funny part is that Norm has to pay all my legal expenses! HAHAHHA!!
United States Senator Al Franken. It would be funny as hell if it were not so depressing.
All I can be is the best Senator I can be!!!
I’m going to keep an eye on you Mr. Conservative…just as soon as I find them.
Smell my finger!
They didnt laugh at My contemptuos jokes on SNL.
They did not listen to Air America.
G dammit, they’ll respect Me when I pocket their childrens lunch money!! Ha ha ha ha ha
Since My fellow Minnesotans chose to make everything such a big joke around here… I am going to pay for everything with monopoly money.