It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
A-Rod: “You know why your contrite, lawyer-written apology is soooooo much funnier than mine? Your interviews are worse than mine!”
Two more asterisks.
“You took girlie hormones and that’s why your handshake is so girlie. I bet you grip the bat like a girl too, don’t you girlie man. You’ve got girlie dreadlocks too. But don’t worry, girlie man, I’m here…to pump you up! Or at least my “cousin” will.”
A-Rod: “A-ha-ha…that’s a good one, Manny! And you know else the fans think is clean? Albert Pujols!…HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!”
ooops…added the word “who” in 54. Typo…
One side effect of the steroid use is that Manny hasn’t been on base at home since last October…
Under the cover of a hailstorm of homeruns, these heavy hitters were secretly gearing up for a lifetime of small ball.
Get it?
What are we going to do when we can’t hit anymore because we can’t juice? Strippers and blow! hahahahaha!
Minnie and Alexandra in girl talk.
A-Rod: “I had no side effects from the steroids. It was when I started banging that tramp Madonna that my manhood shriveled up and fell off.”
A-Rod: “Yeah. And the President quit smoking.”
I was this far up Madonna! How about you Alex?
“Busted!”
“Say hello to My little friend”
Bitch Tits! That’s some funny shits.
Nice brassiere …
Manny:
“Yeah, on the last cycle it felt like the needle went all the way to here…”
Wow. You’re a Boras client too? No wonder you’ve got such a handshake.
The not so secret handshake of the not do secret steroid society.
Wonder ‘roid powers, activate!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.