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Obama: “Hugo, pull my finger!”
Chavez: “Oh-ho, now I smell that sulfur again!”
“Hey, look up who wrote Das Kampf for me.”
Hugo Chavez was accused of torture today for the act of reading from his book “My Life”.
Obama – “This book has some great ideas in it”
“Dumb and Dumber”
Obama = “Reading this book has been a distraction for me from the enormous amount of things that I didnt expect would be coming across my desk”
Obama: “Wait a minute… its still coming up on the Teleprompter… wait for it…”
Chavez: “For cryin’ out loud, just read the title off the cover.”
Chavez – “I got you this book because I thought you might need another serious distraction after putting your foot in your mouth about torture investigations”
“My Pet Goat… Hey, I’ve heard of this one.”
“Thanks, Hugo. I haven’t read ‘Marxism for Dummies” yet.
Chavez presents Obama his book on how to get rid of political enemies quietly and without telltale torture marks.
“Stop touching me.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“Stop touching me.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“Stop touching me.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“Stop touching me.”
“I’m not touching you.”
Best of all, it’s autographed by Sean Penn!!
“Just checking the title before accepting it; I had to make sure it wasn’t ‘Liberty and Tyranny'”.
Dee & Dum
“Don’t malaise me bro'”
Rahm, is this that guy you said hates America as much as we do?
“Hey, look up who wrote Mein Kampf for me.”
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(I knew something didn’t look right the first time around)
I had no idea when I signed up for the “Marxist Book of the Month Club” that it would include personal delivery by a real Marxist…
I appreciate the gesture, but I already have the audio version downloaded on my IPOD!
Look, something we both believe in!
Birds of a feather nationalize together.
Barry and Scary.
Is this about me Hugo? Cause I only read books about me….
“Sure, I’d be honored to blurb your book”
Attitude and Turpitude
Obama: “It’s what I have always wanted, a copy of Das Kapital signed by Karl Marx.”
Asked if there was an Obama aroma, Chavez commented, “There was a redolence of Lilac that seemed to permeate my inner being, exotically delightful.”
Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude
This wasn’t the Hugo Chavez I thought I knew…
Thank you Sir! May I have another!?!
Hugo, I believe Eduardo Galeano is to Latin America what my friend, Bill Ayers, is to North America.
Obama asks Rahm Emmanuel, standing just off screen, “Can I re-gift this book to one of those Europeans we are going to see next month?”
Hugo, pal, tell me again how you pulled off that “President for Life” gig.
It turns out that Hugo and Obama have a lot in common politically, except that Hugo doesn’t hate America quite so much.
Why wouldn’t I shake his hand? He’s not a Republican.
Gee, thanks, Hugo, this is Numero tres on my “Must Read” books list.
I won’t touch you with this finger, you don’t want to know where it’s been.
“Just what I needed! ‘Dictatorship for Dummies!'”
Is this book region specific?
“I want you all to know that I wrote the blurb inside the cover”. ww
America’s Inspector Clouseau meets Latin America’s Dr. Evil.
The Audacity of Dopes
Chavez: “Bill Ayers recommended this book.”
Obama: “What a coincidence, he helped me write mine.”
Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude
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Obambi: “Hey, Rahm. That’s not “Audacity of Hope”. You told me everyone was reading my book -even this chimp. What gives?”
I thought Kevin was the judge
As Obama accepts the playbook from his mentor, another thrill runs up Chris Matthews’ leg.
Ah, Thanks Hugo, Nancy and Harry spoke very highly of this book…
Hey, how come his is bigger than mine! Uh, that ain’t right.