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Following a sring of movie flops Eddie Murphy decided to follow the footsteps of his friend Joe Piscapo and hit the gym.
The Roxie Horror Picture Show
“Now dat’s whut ah call a Girlie man.”
Arnold unveils his concept of a strong stimulus package.
At a local high school auditorium Arnold explains the side effects of using steroids, pointing out that it all turns to flab by the time you’re his age.
President Obama was too tired to join us this evening, but would you join me in extending a warm welcome to First Lady Michelle?
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a big hand to the First Lady of the United States.
Jinx, Michael!
At a press conference with Gov. Schwarzenegger, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi strongly denies that she has ever used cosmetic surgery to improve her appearance.
All natural my aunt’s fanny, it’s obvious she used relaxer on her hair.
Gov. Schwarzenegger shows his MC abilities as host of the Miss World competition.
Arnold announces the return of the New Michael Jackson to California.
I give you the new terminator: Maxine Waters’ head, the skin tone of our First Lady and my 1980’s body…call it the T-Socialist!
Isn’t it amazing how well-toned the First Lady’s arms are?
Now that your husband has gotten past the natural born citizen clause in the Constitution, I’m declaring my plans to run for President in 2012.
Chocolate Easter Bunny?
Tone and ate her.
Arnold: “You girly men should be more manly . . . like her.”
And with the second pick in the NFL daft….
Michelle! Your arms are almost as big as the Caleeforneea deficit!
Here’s what you’re fightin’ for boys…right here..
Ebony and Irony…..
The new Maxin Waters Statue is unveiled in front of the capital building in Sacramento.
“Dese are not the ‘roids you ah lookin’ fora.”
Hans and Franz
Now this is girly-man…
Fighting for truth, justice, and the Obamanoid way.
I am Barack Fierce…
“Ez dis gross or what?” ww
Maria Shriver’s really overdone that whole tanning thing, don’t you think?
Apparently Barack has some fairly disturbing dreams…
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice poses with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger while competing at her first bodybuilding event.
“In an effort to close California’s budget gap. Governor Schwarzenegger announced today a new group of genetically engineered ‘Super Tax Collectors’. ‘They will come to your house and squeeze and squeeze until you pay more’ the Governor was quoted as saying.”
“Let’s give a big hand to the new wide receiver for the Oakland Raiders-Terrell Owens!”
“…dang… breaks everyone of my cigars…”
Don Imus was just one Incredible Holk comment from further notoriety.
Leading the way in his states effort to combat global warming, Governor Schwarzenegger bans the washing machine and orders all clothing to be washed on these.
You all might remember ven I used to look like dis, except my boobs were bigger….
President Obama had Gov Swarzenager announce the new fitness standards for America. Anyone not meeting these standards will be accessed a monetary fine equivalent to 70% of their income. The money will be used to fund the contact awarded to Al Gore’s company to combat global warming.
“Well Barack, I see you have been working out!”
Your buff-i-tude is so remarkable dat I understand dat Barney Frank has asked for your digits….
This is Wayne(Wanda)half-way through “his” gender reassignment surgery.
The governor is promoting Identity Awareness day. Arnold came as a Leftist wrapped up in a Republican title.
Metro-sexual Body Building 2009
Terminator 2009
Remember the man who gave birth? Here is the child 25 years later
o Automotive bailout: $25 Billion
o AIG Bailout: $130+ Billion
o ‘Bamas porked up stimulus package: $1 Trillion
o Using said stimulus for stem cell research to help Gary Coleman achieve his life long dream: priceless
You don’t have any pockets.
So that’s not a banana, is it?
The road to the White House 2012
Here Arnold is explaining that if he were black, his foreign birth would not impact his qualifications to become president. Using Barack Obama’s half sister as his model, he displays amazingly similar characteristics with the current president.
Beautiful and shiny on the outside…check
Foreign birth*…check
Hollow on the inside…check
Bronze skin color…check(well once he digs out his old body building gear)
Captivating orator…check(I mean they have to lean in to understand my English, which captivates the audience!)
Spends money like it is water…check
So far so good! Next week, I’ll head over to Germany and make sure my voters LOVE ME.
*kidding
Black Sonja.
As you can see, Michelle has benefited from working in her own garden and eating the healthy fruits of her labor.