It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Arnold: Whoa, I thought steroids would “simulate” not “stimulate” all those hormones. As you can see folks, there’s no pork here, unlike the stimulus bill…
With Maria banning cigars in the Governors mansion, Arnold breaks out the six-pack.
She and Michelle have one thing in common… They both want to be called “Mrs. Universe.”
And now she’s a baseball player.
I’d like to introduce Obama’s aunt.
Think you could deport her?
Maxine Waters, D-CA, is flexing her muscle under the new Obama presidency.
The Governator and the Nappy Headed Ho-inator!
[This is just so bad and awful, even to me, I hereby issue a preemptive apology]
Schwarzenegger means WHAT in German?
She’s not a girly man, she’s a manly girl!
Nine months later, little Barack Obama was born.
(singing) Isn’t she looooooveeeeely? Isn’t she beauuuuutiful?
“I did nots have any sex with this womans”
Former 7 time Mr. Olympia Arnold Schwarzenegger shows an example of the dark side of steroid abuse.
Its a good thing and all that anabolic steroids were banned from this competition.
Some competitors wear bikini tops so that the judges the audience and other competitors know which competition they are in…. male/female or something else entirely.
”FREAKAZOID”
Ahnold introduces the new and improved Michael Jackson.
Arnold – “So Nancy (Pelosi), are the rumors true you use botox and tanning beds?”
Here She is….. Miss Ahmusleca..
Ahnold congratulates 1st place finisher Michelle Carol Mosley Michael Maxine Winfrey in the screw America pageant.
Thomas Jefferson — The Musical
I cannot come up with an entry.
So sad, so wrong.
Even more evidence of how far Gov. Schwarzenegger has fallen
Woman thinking: At least I am not wearing a jacket covered in fried chicken legs…
And now to help me terminate more state employees…
No entry, just EWWWWWW
My appetite is gone for at least a week.
“Folks, I have to hand it to her. No, really! I have to hand it to her, she threatened to hurt me!”
I wish I were half the girly man that…..that…….that this is.
“And I am proud to present the new improved Michelle Obama.”
She’s a better man than I am.
I’ll bet she could pinch it right off.
In your best Aahnuld voice…
“It is NOT a tumor”
(for example: “it eez nott uh toomuh”
Maxine Waters had a sex-change operation. But it didn’t take.
A face only a blind Man could love.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
“This was me 40 years ago.”
Well folks have you ever seen so much ugly in one place!
Well Emerica… I have founds da peerfect Womans….. Afro barbie after redux too tan und no mass bedween the ears..
In udder words… the Octo Afro sterhemorroidal answers to my own dilemna..
How to convince You all I am really American..like Osbama..so I can become president and screw u like I was pumping iron again…
Mr. Jackson, the time in the gym has helped!
Apparently Gloria Gaynor is vying for the jerkinators job?
“May the Schartz and… uh… nevermind.”
In the spirit of diversity, the next terminator and future governor of the state of California.
und, if yu vot for my budget, you vill receive this stimulus package.
Sarah Palin decided that being a woman wasn’t enough, so she decided to try and emulate every other character trait that she could think of to try and gain more attention. Here she thanks Arnold for paving the way!
It rubs the lotion on its skin… or it gets my hose again…
We all knew Michelle had great arms, now we get “the rest of the story!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.