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Obama: “Yes, part of my plan will affect how veterans will pay for their healthcare.”
Leno: “Uh… Stupid Vet Tricks belong on Letterman.”
Jay:
With all due respect Mr. President, I think you’re in way over your head.
How DID you get elected?
Leno – “Sorry for the delay Mr President, my cue cards got dropped on the floor. Now for some questions”
” How are Michelle and the kids handling the transition to the White House”
Obama (reading Teleprompter) – “I’m doing great Jay”
Leno – “And umm how are you handling the job of President”
Obama (reading Teleprompter) – “Michelle and the kids love the White House”
Leno – “How long do you think the economic stimulus plan will take to work?”
Obama(reading Teleprompter) – “The full 8 years”
Leno – “How long do you plan to be President”
Obama(reading Teleprompter) – “About a year or so”
Leno – “What do you say to your critics like Rush Limbaugh”
Obama(reading Teleprompter) – “They love me”
Leno – “ummm How about your constituents”
Obama(reading Teleprompter) – “Sniveling cowards that dont deesrve the time of day”
Leno – “How long until we are out of Iraq completely?”
Obama (reading Teleprompter)- “hopefully not in our lifetime”
Leno “Do you think the govt in Iraq will fail?”
Obama (reading Teleprompter)- “I would give it another 2 years or so.”
Thanks Jay, I just HAD to get out of the house, the little woman is on a rampage these days.
So, there’s going to be a change in my cabinet. Do you know any Democrats who can spell “Treasury” and are paid up on their taxes?
Obama: “So who does my Presidency bring to mind?”
Leno: “Dan Quayle.”
“I am the Special Olympics President…”
“Talking to you is much easier than Putin…”
“Your new show can get bailout money.”
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Jay, next time I am on can you get some of those animals from the zoo? Maybe one of them could pee on me – the folks will eat that up!
Leno – “So how does your family like living in Washington Dc.”
Obama – “Didnt my aides tell you, I will only answer approved questions”
Before coming over here to do your show, Jay, I was a contestant on The Price Is Right. I overbid on the Showcase Showdown by just over $3 Trillion. They still gave me the prize at my insistence and after I pointed out that George Bush created this Showcase Showdown mess and that how unfair it would be to deny me something that I did not earn.
“Jay, has anyone ever told you that your chin looks just like Barney Frank’s butt?”
Obama – “Jay, Here’s a joke. What is the difference between Chris Dodd and a little, albeit tiny bit of pork?”
Leno – “I dont know”
Obama – “the size”
Jay, you can’t imagine it. There are people in and out of my office all day long, and every one of them expects me to make decisions! Like I am supposed to know what to do! I just had to get out of there for a couple of days.
Jay, when we come back from the break, ask me about bowling – I have been working all day on a couple of zingers……
“So, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Retard walk into a bar…”
Can you keep a secret Jay? I really am Muslim, I wasn’t born in the USA, I am the anti- Christ, but guess what? The Liberals want to appear progressive and not racist, so they won’t let anyone call me on these things.
“Ain’t life grand?”
Obama: “Now, Jay, le-le-le-le-le-let, um, let me be straight with ya…”
Leno: “Say, that really would be a change!”
Giant chin and giant asshole meet face to face.
…and Jay ya know Bowling is not the only thing that makes me feel that way, this Economics stuff – yikes!
When E.F. Hutton talks…..
Say, whatever happened to them?
“President Obama, thank you for taking time out of your schedule to come talk with us today. Everybody give it up for President Obama…uh…ummmm…I think I’m reading your lines, Jay.”
Obama defends the Media’s sycophantic “reporting” of him as just the Presidential equivalent of a Sit-Com Laugh-Track…”hey it’s all about making people feel good!”
Obama”Jay, hypothetically, say I was gonna confiscate one of your cars, which one would you confiscate it you were me?”
Of course Jay! Keep driving the Hummer! That hybrid talk is meant for the suckers. Like your audience.
Compared to your White House Transition, the special olympics looks like a MENSA rally.
Leno: “What have you learned in your first days in office?”
Obama: “Because I’m so good at it, I’ve decided that I prefer campaigning over actually governing.”
One guy makes us laugh until we cry.
The other guy is Jay Leno.
Atlas changes the channel.
“I got one for ya – a fag, a retard and an Irishman walk into a bar…”
Don’t quit your day job, Mr. President.
On second thought…
Obama: “Ya see, the economy really is fundamentally strong.”
Leno: “So what’s your real secret?”
Obama: “…uh.. never go full retard.”
Leno playing the Great Karnak
“Answer – Maybe his shoulders were tired”
Question – “What does President Obama think of Atlas Shrugged”
Leno – “So do you think people have their expectations too high as fas you handling the economic crisis swiftly?”
Obama – “Jay, I have only been President for 2 months, people should at least give me a chance to get a cabinet picked out, then we can start dealing with things left over from last year’s business.”
Jay, here’s the deal. I gonna rob you blind. By the time my administration is through with you, there’ll be no mansions, there’ll be no fancy cars. I going to take every dollar you have and give it to welfare queens, illegal aliens and muslim outreach organizations.
And here’s the amazing thing. You VOTED FOR ME!
Jay, have you ever heard the phrase “useful idiot”?
So whatta ya think Jay, in the spirit of ‘shared patriotism’, we all start calling one another “comrade”. Neat, huh?
Running America isn’t so tough. You just do what the teleprompter says.
No matter what coach K say’s, Duke will not make it past the second round.
Jay, I just flew in from Washington and, boy, are Chris Matthews’s arms tired.
Here we have a comedian sitting next to Jay Leno.
I had a very nice flight out here, Jay. Unlike Nancy Pelosi, I have no trouble getting a ride from the US Air Force.
Leno – So President Obama what was the first thing you thought of when you heard that the UN wants to impose a $750 billion tax on oil?”
Obama – “Why didnt I think of that”
~Hes the teleprompter wizard there has to be a trick
A teleprompter wizards got such a supple wrist~
Jay: “Mr. President, you can stop campaigning now and simply govern.”
Big O: “No, Jay, you don’t understand. The teleprompter won’t let me!”
Leno: “Gotta minute? … Tell me everything you know.”
Is the mike off? Seriously Jay, I don’t have a freakin’ clue what doing.
“I wanted to be on Letterman, it’s all Bush’s fault I ended up here.”
“Your chin, Leno, that was Bush’s fault, too.”
“And the DVDs to Gordon Brown, Bush did it.”
You think that’s funny? Wait till you see my carbon on your car collection.
Naivete and a guy named Jay.