It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Last week’s winners (contest link) and this week’s winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama: Im sorry Jay, but all those special olmypic comedy competitions are going to be taxed at 85% to make up for the AIG bonuses that Me and My colleagues supported.
Alex Haley could not be reached for comment
Pull my finger. Trust me, it smells like roses.
Chariots of unteleprompted fire
“….so, we’ve got this in the Cabinet named Mongo…or, as you know him, Joe Biden…”
…so this retarded Jew walks into a bowling alley…
“Actually Jay,just between you and me, I don’t have a clue as to what I am doing”.
Jay…pinch Me when its over
“I do have a good one, Jay. Did you hear the one about the person who voted for ‘Hope’ and ‘Change’?”
What I meant to say Jay was even that Corky kid from life goes on could run the Country better than Me.
Adrian sez: Obama makes jokes at the expense of retarded folks. Bush executes them.
Funny, I thought that was Clinton who rushed back to Arkansas so he could oversee the execution of a “retarded” inmate – to bolster his tough-on-crime credential.
“Actually, Jay, you are my second favorite comedian; Karl Marx is my favorite.”
Jay Leno: Mr. President, you cannot believe how many idiots cannot answer this “Man on the Street” question; “How many states are there in the United States?” Would you like to take a shot at it?
President Obama: “Uh, 57? Not including Alaska and Hawaii.”
I bet Obama would have accelled in the special olympics.
“So, I said to him, ‘Gunga Galunga’, and told him that ‘on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness.’ So, he’s got that goin’ for him.”
Obama’s theme music:
♬
Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
‘Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don’t take it all
‘Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman
(If you drive a car car) I’ll tax the street
(If you try to sit sit) I’ll tax your seat
(If you get too cold cold) I’ll tax the heat
(If you take a walk walk) I’ll tax your feet
Taxman!
♬
Chauncey Gardner appears for the second time on the Tonight Show and reassures that “all will be well, in the garden”.
Wii fitness age of 110 aside,Its glad to know Hes got His priorities right…Gambling on basketball and joking at the exspense of the defenseless.. Man I knew a community organizer had to have something on the ball.
#52
How DID you get elected?
Divine intervention
Leno: “Well then… who has been your biggest source of inspiration. Rev. Wright? Martin Luther King, Jr.? Malcom X?…”
Pres’ent ‘Bama: “Actually it’s been Cleavon Little.”
Oh, it’s that other funny photo contest. Oh, oh.
Lean a little closer, Jay! I can’t reach your wallet!
Doood …. I’m President!?
Three retards go into a bar ….
” If You Say Stimulus Three Times Real Fast, It Sounds Like A Runaway Train.”
After you welcomed yourself to the White House, tried to enter the Oval Office through a window, and selected Joe Biden to be Vice President, many are suspecting that you might qualify as a Special Olympian already.
That is, if you can improve your bowling score.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.