It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Greenpiece and the hunt for the red ovaries
Ain’t no flies on me!
I guess Shes into frogballs and cherry bombs?
My frogs have two lumps near their throats
“I said flak jacket!!!”
… took second place, behind Pres’ent ‘Bama, as the best euphemism for tongue-tied
Is that a tadpole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
Proving that slang doesn’t translate well, the buyers had said that they wanted to see some of that “frog” fashion…
Mindful of appearing oafish after the English PM gift exchange, the Obama administration, after being told that the French are also known as frogs, presents the French ambassador’s wife with a present.
“I finally coughed the frogs out of my throat.” ww
The economy is so bad, the new mink is going green…aka, Kermit the Frog…sorry Miss Piggy!
“why do frogs suddenly appear…every time…you are near..just like me…they long to be……………..”
Jenny knew her first gig as a stripper for Britney Spears son was a mistake.
Heavy boots of lead..fill Her victims full of dread… humping as fast as they can…Iron tran lives again…
“Manager to the plush section please…”
Fashionista’s, Cruella De Vil wears Dalmation, Michelle Obama wears Skunk, me I wear Kermit and Cousins. It ain’t easy being green!
The one woman in the world so bitchy, even her friends won’t tell her she looks like crap….
Swamp Thing XXX
Opening March 2009
Next up the Jay Tea ducky pants.
Like a virgin….being frogged for the very first time
While the frogs were well cared for the Bud Lizards were eventually employed as a thong for Michael Moore.
From the mind of Joss Wedon’s less known brother Robb, “Booby the Tadpole Slayer.”
From the mind of Joss Wedon’s less known brother Robb,”The Lillypad.”
From the mind of Joss Wedon’s less known brother Robb,”Muppet-House.”
“Green and easy. Just how I like them.”
“The next time Hillary is out of town, I am going to hop all over that!” – Bill Clinton
After the “Make an outfit out of Muppets” task, everyone agreed that Project Runway had run its course.
The Anti-Michelle (Arms!) Obama
Scooter Libby in his new garb, since getting transfered to Sheriff Joe’s Jail.
Frog Mistress Barbie was not a success for Mattel.
Take me to your leader
Hell comes to Frogtown
I’d prefer that model if she’d lose the bad shirt.
The love child of the Creature From The Black Lagoon and Britney Spears.
Anyone seen Kermit around here?
Damn swamp hookers, ruining the neighborhood.
Louisiana Swamp Chic
Swamp Monster Barbie.
“So how’d your new boyfriend kiss…”
“…. a little too much tongue…”
With his puppet career a distant memory, Frank Oz produced a series of disturbing adult films.
Kermit and his fellow frogs discover “The Rainbow Connection” to Miss Piggy
The French are to fashion, as Obama is to fiscal responsibility.
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner appears before the Senate Finance Committee to convince them that he is serious about the fact that the budget does not have any tax increases in it.
Are your tadpoles cold?
“I went to modeling school and all I got was this frogging T-shirt”.
Warren Buffet said she looks stupid and dresses like a cheap whore, but he still supports her.
Senator Susan Collins (D-Maine) appears at a press conference to explain why she voted for the Stimulus Bill.
What Obama looks like without a teleprompter.
Michelle to Barak: “Honey, if you still plan on giving those 25 Jerry Lewis DVDs to President Sarkozy, I’ve got something perfect for his wife”.
A PETA representative proclaimed that this proved once and for all that women don’t need to wear the pelts of dead animals to look stylish. He further elaborated, “Instead of killing innocent minks and other wildlife, fashion designers should use stuffed animals to achieve the same effect.”
The Henson children had no idea that this was the direction that Disney intended to go in for the next Muppet movie.
The remake of
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
was plagued from the start by a very low budget.