It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Someday we’ll find it…
The rainbow erection…
The lovers, the dreamers, and… hey! Boobies!”
J.
20 years after his death, Jean-Charles de Castelbajac learned why she should have never pulled Jim Henson’s finger.
J.
The latest in marketing: what to do when your target audience for Muppets underoos outgrows them.
J.
rub it… rub it… rub it….
Once Kermit got it touch with his feminine side, he couldn’t stop touching it.
So Kermit did get lucky with miss piggy.
And then the Lord sent a plague of frogs upon the Unitied States as pennance for electing a President so extrememly and militantly pro-abortion as to be pure evil.
In Soviet Union, frogs kiss princesses!
And more…
J.
This photo shows one of several dangers of eating undercooked frog eggs.
“In Soviet Union, toads lick YOU!”
J.
After his French Fried Frog Legs franchise failed, Doc Hopper opened the Frogs and Frogs boutique in Paris.
Kermits happy.
I hope nobody notices that these pants are giving me a frog toe
It isn’t easy being green.
…I am never wearing this again for that kinky bastard Charlie Sheen!
Noone messes with Miss Piggy.
Kermit goes a groping and boy what a find!
1. New from Pixar: “Kermit Goes to the Brothel”
2. I lost my shirt to Bernie Madoff
3. My family went to Sesame Place and all I got was this lousy shirt.
The Green Movement marries the Gay Fashion Team
Jesus, couldn’t I have just flashed my breasts instead of wearing this?!?
Merde! I said “pelts dyed green!” Not “green dyed felt!”
So baby, your pad or mine?
Who knew that Kermit the Frog was really a horny toad?
The Knucklehead of the Day award.
Everybody give it up for the French frog blouse.
And that concludes hate crime day at the catwalk.
One princess, disappointed by the millions of frogs claiming to be princes, decides to take matters into her own hands….
Obama announces “Frog Day” as another means of boosting the economy. After all, it makes as much sense as his other policies.
“We picked Kermit for a good reason. Out test market research in Dubai clearly shows that a Miss Piggy jacket just doesn’t sell very well…”
Introducing this year’s sensational toy –
Ms Green Barbie.
The French model heard that frogs have 8-inch tongues. Bring em on, Baby!
In an effort to boost the ever flagging French national identity, they crown a new Queen of the Frogs…
While the rest of the world thought it impossible, French personal hygiene reaches a new low….
You can put frogs on a slut…..
Slimy when wet!
This is a tadpole too much
Paris Hilton storms out of the fashion show and is heard saying “How shameful of Kermits spoiled, publicity seeking, trust fund boys to bring shame to their family’s name. Now where’s my pink Bentley?”
Translation problem: Jean-Charles thought he heard “put on the frog” instead of “put on the dog.”
The new Spring “Tastes Like Chicken” line was the perfect continuation of last year’s “Other White Meat” Winter extravaganza.
Assembly required, Frog wig not included.
“I’m cold.”
A spokesfrog said that Kermit’s only reply was, “All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.
Waldorf and Statler could not be reached for comment.
You’re shocked at that she’s wearing a bunch of Kermit corpses. She’s shocked that she’s standing on one snuffleupagus carcass.
Wait until you see the Alf lederhosen.
“This is not what I meant when I said I want Karl Rove frog-marched into custody…..”
PBS introduced a Republican character on Sesame Street today….
PETA introduced its new “pond kitten” campaign today….
So This is what “Greenpeice” means.
Opps thats Greenpiece..
I before e accept after c… aw screw it, You know what I meant.
With the demise of Blackwell the Polywogester Leisure Suit was introduced.
You want flies widdat?