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being green just got a whole lot easier
“What? Your saying Medusa use snakes, not frogs? Knew I should have paid closer attention in that class, but . . .”
1. PETA protests faux amphibian fashion.
2. Sesame Street gets more interesting.
3. TMZ discovers Kermit’s brassiere eating family!
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Introducing the all NEW Cap-And-Trade Barbie.
Why in the world would anyone buy fashion from a country that thinks Jerry Lewis is funny?
Michelle Obama wants to make certain that there will be no more comments about her arms at the next State of the Union speech.
Michelle Obama’s latest design creation in her PETA collection. Asked about the apparent snub of using actual frogs in a French fashion show, Michelle would only say that “it kind of grows on you.”
Miss Piggy’s gonna be pissed when she sees this.
A slight drawback to this style is that it tends to give you warts in embarassing places.
Looks like Jean-Charles has been licking the toads again…
“I hate these pants”
Nothing attracts frogs like taught nipples and camel toe
I’ve got more in common with Kermit than I thought.
Gynelotromin? Nah, I’m not sure there’s even a lotromin product strong enough to cure that.
And I thought Kermit was Gay.
The frog coat is just like one of Obama’s economic plans: it’s stupid right from the first, even before the rot sets in and it really starts to stink.
Dinnerjacket
Mel Brooke gave us Men in Tights.
Now Donatella Versace gives us Women in Toads.
the Shell No-Frog Strip
Kermit wasn’t the only thing flopping around as she walked.
~Someday We’ll find us some lipstick that binds us~
“I’m sorry fustian. I’ve done bad things and I want to make a clean breast of it…”
Yeah?
Move the frogs!
What’s green and smells like…
Miss Piggy finally gets her man.
Make way for “Sesame Street, the adult version”.
You can put frogs on with lipstick but Your spandex still smells
Ms Piggy, Your ride is here.
The big seller, though, was the Cookie Monster panties. Interestingly, the fur side was on the inside.
Can You tell Me how to get..How to get to sesame meat
Introducing the “Fully Rely On Government” ensemble, or FROG.
This exciting new spring line will make you ask “what the hell was I thinking” every time you wrap yourself in it.
There’s a Miss PIggy version for the larger cup sizes…
Science fair projects gone wild.
“Man, I love this poncho, but why the hell does it smell like bacon?”
Part of a new “ready-to-eat” collection.
Bjork Dork
{model’s thoughts}
“Even I think this looks stupid.”
Why the French still hate us.
I just croaked and went to heaven.
You can catch more flies with honeys.
{model’s thoughts}
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This is Medusa’s sister “Sedusa”. If you gaze upon HER, you’re turned into an environmentalist.
Personally, I’d rather be turned to stone. It’s less humiliating.
Sperm it to Kermit
Kermaphrodites are horny this time of year
Frogtasia 2 rise of the little green peckers
I’ve always loved the melody of the frog sounds — ♬ rigid…. rigid…. rigid…. ♬
Fashion Victim victim.
The Silence of the Muppets
Jim Henson Productions’ ultimate cost-cutting move.
You gotta ribbitt to lib it
Frogtime is nothing next to blogtime
Stacy and Clinton will not be amused.