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Now we know what Michelle Obama was really serving up at that Soup Kitchen.
When Barack Obama told his Wednesday night White House cocktail party h’ordeurve staff they needed to begin “living within their means”, this is not what he had in mind.
Spam, it’s what’s for dinner.
Socialist
Presidents
Are
Morons
Spam the new caviar
Excellent one Sturatt
Obama is like Spam – All marketing and packaging, but once you find out what’s really inside, there’s no way you would go for it….
Here we see the red meat that the democrats promised the American people.
Obama’s teleprompter went on the Fritz during his speech on the Middle East and journalist were confused when he mispronounced Iran.
Obama “.. and if it is good enough for my aunt who is on welfare living in the country illegally then it should be good enough for you.
Includes everything from the snooter to pooter
Spam Ingredients: Pork snout, pork feet, and other pork head meat.
Obama Ingredients: Marx, Lenin, Mao, Malcolm X, Jimmy Carter, and one empty suit.
I’ll have the Spam please….
The Kennedy’s have Camelot…
The Obama’s have Spamelot…
With no one sure what’s in it anyway, Congress rolled out the new metaphor for its “Pork-free spending bill”
Spam for thee, but not for me.
Stimulous
Package
Authorized
Meat
PETA reveals the eventual result from the hunting of the elusive and rare Spamolope.
Mr. Vice President we’re concerned about the amount of SPAM you’ve been receiving.
Mr. Biden: “Why…I don’t think I eat that much, honestly once or twice a week, tops.”
No sir.. Im meant junk e-mail.
Mr. Biden: “Oh gosh, oh golly…. what’s the number of our website?”
Stimulus 101
What the democrats are cramming down Americas throat.
So this is what the taxpayers get from those earmarks.
This is a photograph of a typical upper class meal back in the good old days of the 2010’s. Although cooking oil was still available, it was used sparingly.
James Lileks
Put some lipstick on it and we’ll sell it as “ham.”
Hey, I think we found Jimmy Hoffa!
Obambi: MEchell will have the Spam Lite; the Hi-Test is not good for her hips
Spamvertising
Once Obama is finished with us, this is all we’ll be able to afford for dinner
Spam, a lot like the “Stimulus”; you have no idea what’s in it, but its the only thing we will be able to afford.
The Republican Party’s answer to Conservatives request for “meat”.
Spam: ˈspam noun.
1. not really meat; 2. not really not meat
Spam, because soon its all you’ll be able to afford to eat.
Wrong! Do it again! If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?
pink floyd
Sorry
People
America
Mort
bam bam
makes us eat
spam spam
workin’ for uncle
sam sam
we mutter
damn damn
reduced to eating
spam spam
because of elected
flim flam
keeps taxing the
man man
whose got no more
spam spam
see ya
cathy
Spam was the first meat that my father could get in any quantity he wanted, courtesy of the US Navy. He liked it to his dying day. I have never heard any of the Great Depression generation speak disrespectfully of canned food.
I hope we are not heading for that again, that is change we didn’t want.
Soylent Pink is made of Piggies!!!
“Who says there isn’t any meat in my stimulus package” says Obama.
Biden replies: “How in the hell do you get that spam out of your computer”?
“Just call the web site number, you dumb spamastic”, Obama replies in closing.
Moose is starting to sound good!
Most of us were expecting a piece of pie!
People’s portion of princess Pelosi’s perilous pork plan.
Where “Babe” and social security go to die.
I’d say that investing in Spam stock right now will be a win, win situation, considering that 95% of the people in the United States will probably have only enough money to buy this Mystery Meat product after 4 years of Obama.
And you thought that things couldn’t get any worse? Think again. More fricken’ pork!!!!
The Obama Administration’s new version of The Can Spam Act
Yes we can!
Palin offered moose.
Obama – “And here is the poi, son?”
Gordon Brown’s response: “Well when ‘Bama comes to Great Britain, he’ll get Spotted Dick… and like it.”
Wagyu dog….mmmm good!
The question is not what’s in SPAM. The question is how much SPAM will be in you once we start paying for the stimulus package.