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Today those many layers of fact checking are not as warm as a good pair of pajamas.
Another Obama supporter suddenly realizes she’s voted in the Liberal Dan Quayle.
“I feel so betrayed. I thought I would never have to work again, my taxes would go down and Obama was going to pay my mortgage…”
Now who will provide the leftist propaganda to Coloradoans hungry for guidance in these times of trouble?
We got the change, but they forgot the hope part…
Why didn’t I learn community organizing in school, instead of journalism?
Hey gang, don’t look so blue. ACORN’s hiring!
“WTF is she crying about? We’re all screwed!”
And Helen Thomas still has a job???
The Old Grey Lady Ain’t What She Used To Be…
Where will I find another job where I get paid to have a tingle up my leg?
All the lies I told about Bush and the other Republicans…In the end, what did it get ME?
Oh my God, how can I justify my carpal tunnel disability now?
But how will people get their daily Doonesbury fix? Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?
Joe Biden’s daughter hides her head in shame when Biden again tells the crowd he is the smartest man in the room. ww
Oh no! He did not just say that the US invented the automobile. Well, at least he didn’t use that stupid ‘Don’t mess with Joe.’ line…Oh c–p!
The sudden realization that Obama’s give away spending also meant take away taxation hit like a mack truck.
“How can this be?” she sobbed. “Our narrative was correct!”
“If he would just shut up, maybe the Dow would recover!”
“He told me to pull his finger…”
“Rocky Mountain Byeeeeeeeee…”
At this mornings Daily Kos staff meeting, the presidents declining poll numbers were announced.
Guy in glasses:
” I need to get her in the supply room one last time.”
” Dang, I knew we made things up but I never dreamed it would get this bad.”
Somehow Jason didn’t this was the time for his swallow-tailed flycatcher imitation.
(correction)
Somehow Jason didn’t think this was the time for his swallow-tailed flycatcher imitation.
I was HOPING that Obama could CHANGE our financial situation. Little did I know that he would.
The news staff of the NY Times are informed that if they lose their jobs then they will in fact be able to put “FICTION WRITER” on their resume.
Reporters lied
Newspapers died
Man’s thought bubble.
“Now I know why they changed the elevator music to “Another one bites the dust” by Queen”
Woman thought bubble
“But in journalism school, they said that if we were good to the democrats we would have jobs forever”
Rocky Mountain News employees listen to Obama’s plan to save newspapers … by taxing the hell out of employers, building fifty more Planned Parenthood offices in Colorado, and creating the Office of Print Regulation.
How will I pay for my arugula now?
“Rocky Mountain By In Colorado.”
An Obamatron is upset to find out that Obie has decided to to with a pedigree dog from a breeder, instead of a “mut from the pound”.
And we don’t need the ladies
Crying ‘cuz the storie’s sad, uh huh
Rocky Moutain Way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I guess I can always turn to prostitution. Pay’s about the same, but at least I’ll feel better about myself.
Rocky Mountain High turns into Rocky Mountain Bye
Rocky Mountain Blues.
Got Hope?
Woman covering her face:
“Why is that man taking our photo during our time of suffering?
What kind of insensitive person would do such a thing?”
Man with beard and glasses: “The man’s a journalist.”
Woman covering her face: “Oh, that explains it.”
While they still can’t begin to fathom the underlying cause and effect, a few more far leftists begin to experience the effects of their attempts to destroy capitolism.
With the loss of the Rocky Mountain News, the homeless of Boulder struggle to find a new source of sidewalk linen.
What will I do? I’m not qualified to do anything else other than misstate the facts and disguise my opinion as objective reporting.
Don’t feel bad. You weren’t the only dupe fooled by this con man.
Students listening to news bulletin:
“Al Gore has just confessed to fabricating the global warming scam.”
Woman crying and thinking…”This is such a sad day for America…The One really is just another human being and not the Messiah we all thought would come and save us!”
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the Strain
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t want to be a richer man…
Reporter questioning VP Biden suddenly realizes his fly is open.
Don’t look at our savior directly. If you do you will loose your mind from his beauty and greatness! Oh nooo!