It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Believe me now or pay me latah, but we must learn to cut the fat. This still will work just as well with three legs as foah.
Ka le for ne a – I’m the Terminator and I can tax you to death!
This stool shows the typical democract solution to govt programs. The longest leg by far is tax increases and yet everyone wonders why it keeps falling over.
Arnold – “Trying to balance on a one legged stool would a more accurately representation of California’s current financial position”
Arnold “… and if all you girlymen would do exercises with stools like this then we can cut our medical expenses by 50%”
“.. And I made the legislators sit in a corner on this stool wearing a dunce cap until they came up with something that made sense.”
Arnold “In order to cut costs this picture shows the new chairs that the state will be buying for all govt offices.”
My name is Ahnold, and I’m a RINO…
Dis stool graph shows da Ka-le-for-ne-a budget so simple even da chimps in Washington sees it.
I’ve terminated the state of Kaleefornia…and you von’t be baaack.
Governor Schwarzenegger explains that, until California receives its allocation from the Federal Stimulus Bill to upgrade to fancy bar and bubble graphs, it will be necessary to use a less expensive picture of a stool to inform the public about the state budget.
The seat of government!
Strangely, even with California on the brink of economic collapse, the Governor refuses to cut funding to Skynet.
I was the last gasp for the GOP but now it’s dying along with my political career.
Announcing Terminator 4: The Rise of the Obatomists!
With a five gallon pail of softener, we can pass this stool.
A reporter ask Schwarzenegger if that’s a stool behind him or is the stool behind the podium?
Dis is why we need moor money becuz you can see all we haf are theese girl-man chairs!
Schwarzenegger looks dumbfounded as a reporter asked if there should also be a pigeon incorporated in the picture.
“You do notice that there is no monkey in this picture, dont you?”
“…and this is the stool we will have the taxpayers bend over on while they take one for the team…”
The Govenator breaks out into an impromptu rendition of “If I Had a Hammer” at a recent press conference.
In reviewing my medical records, I want you to notice that my stool sample is clean. ww
Reporter: “Isn’t this stool out of proportion or did you pull it out of your ass?”
After 40 years in the United States, Arnold Schwarzenegger still struggles with english and clearly misunderstood his aides when they told him he need to provide a stool sample.
Flying by the seat of his pants, Schwarzenegger explains that this “stool” is Cali-fornia’s only salvation. Jobs in toilet paper production are expected to rise.
If it looks like a stool; If it smells like a stool; If it tastes like a stool; It’s a stool.
Und thees, my fellow Cahl-ee-foa-neeans, is whaat you will need, when you lehrn you’re onlly getting, an I. O. U. thees yeah.
Damnit Jeff, you nailed it! Good one!
The problem with California illustrated — the Governor compares the new budget to a stool sample, the PowerPoint presentation show a picture of the wrong type of stool.
“Zis is just a stool sample. We will be more deeply in ze stool by next week.”
“This is California’s stool sample. No matter how much it stinks, it still doesn’t stink as much as the stool sample that President Obama signed into law.”
Ah-nuld: Hey, Blagojevich, down in front.
Schwarzenegger explains that this “stool sample” was provided by Nancy Pelosi upon her return from the Pope’s recommendation that her “depends” are not cutting it.
I haf here ze stool, but why do I need ze pigeon?
I am here today to announce that we have found a solution to the budget crisis: the state will go into the furniture business. We plan to start small, and tax all of our competitors into bankruptcy.
Arnold: “So, a three legged stool walks into a bar and orders a beer…”
When told that California’s 3-legged stool had 4 legs, the Governor replied: “Dat’s vie vee need to raise taxes, to pay for dat 4th leg“
Remember the $20,000 toilet seat?
“I’ll be back… for the rest of your wallet.”
Ahnold begins auctioning off the last items of California government worth anything.
“Goddammit, it’s NOT a tu-mah!”
Pick up line at a gay bar… “Hi, can I push your stool in for you?”
Now vee vill flip dis stool over so vee can seat 4 tax payers.
Yah, anuder vord fur crap iz stool. Vhy you ax?
Arnold prepares to unveil the new government created stool which will stand on two legs thanks to new legislation.
The new, expanded model of government.
Considering California’s strict gun laws, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger briefs the press on what weapons are available to be used for home defense.
“The three chief legs of my fiscal plan are controlled spending, increased revenue, detailed planning… and responsible oversight… The four chief legs my fiscal plan are….”